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Holy Unknown🩢🀍's avatar

Two separate porn incidents. On his office TV, in his email to lawmakers. Yet Ryan Walters continues to oversee 700,000 children.

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"Trump loves the uneducated ... and Oklahoma intends to deliver!"

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Danielle Dayen's avatar

Honestly, what a ridiculous exercise, based on the laughable assumption that any teacher in California or New York WANTS to move to Oklahoma. Right.

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Appalachian in Thailand's avatar

Hey Donald, this is how criminal leaders retire quietly. Take fucking notes and get gone.

TLDR: Former Thai PM Thaksin Shinawatra was convicted many months ago, and was sentenced to prison. But apparently, he still had some juju left, and suddenly got sick, and he's spent the last six months in a hospital.

Well, he was taken to court again to determine if the fucker should be in jail. He STILL had some juju, and got his passport reactivated to go to Singapore for a health checkup, just days before he finds out if he's going to jail, Sept.9th.

Well, he took off from Singapore, and his jet is heading out over the Indian Ocean, parts unknown.

Just as an aside, our last PM was just suspended for being a little obsequious with Cambodia during the war that Donald Trump fixed but somehow is still going on. She happens to be Thaksin's daughter.

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Appalachian in Thailand's avatar

Here's the flight path, roughly the same flight path as MH370. https://substack.com/profile/5870326-appalachian-in-thailand/note/c-152395959?r=3htkm

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Megan Macomber's avatar

I no I cant reed or right so good. I went to Princeton. But becuz I no God maid Oklahoma to save the sinnerz I taked the test and I PAST!!!!

I dont even no wut WOKE meens but if God sed its wrong thats enouf for me! Cant wate to start my teeching back up in the Grate State of Oklahoma!!! thank God for spell chek

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Anotherangle01's avatar

Inspired by the article from earlier today, Oklahoma in 2025 be like....

Tokelahoma!!!

Where the Board of Education is scared of breasts,

and they don't, do the woke,

and the Nations screw over the Freedmen.

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Tokelahoma, ev'ry night the Superintendent of Education, denies that he,

Sit alone and plots, and waits for the day (and stays away from Board meetings, cuz scared)

that he can become the King, (of the Okies)

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We know we now belong to Ryan's Realm

And the Native land we belong to is no long grand (and sovereign)

And when we say

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Ble Ack!!1!!

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We're only sayin'

You're dyin' now, Tokelahoma

Tokelahoma, Take. A. Big. Toke. Now. Cuz. We. Need. To. Cope.

Tokelahoma!!1!! Toke now!!!!

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https://www.fox23.com/news/muscogee-creek-nation-principal-chief-files-executive-order-halting-issuance-of-new-citizenship-cards/article_b81166a2-22fd-4cbb-99c5-1599878a3a82.html

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https://oklahomavoice.com/2025/09/03/walters-declines-to-show-up-for-oklahoma-state-board-of-education-meeting/

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Mike_Cramer's avatar

OK, assuming some Blue State teacher actually needed to take a job as an Oklahoma school teacher, what's to stop them from parroting the PUs bullshit on the test and teaching actual facts when they take the job? I suppose they expect other students and teachers to call the "Woke Teacher Tip Line" when someone dares to teach something that's verboten?

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Dok. We don't need no education.

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BlueSpot's avatar

Walters is not liked in Oklahoma. He's running for governor next year, so that alone should improve Oklahoma's schools.

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hvdv's avatar

Thank you! I've had the tab open all day, but couldn't bring myself to actually take it (what name to use, etc.).

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Ward From Cali's avatar

Jethro Bodine could have aced that test. So the criteria to be a teacher in Oklahoma is to be a dumb sixth-grader from the Ozarks? I think I'd rather be a teacher in a state where the tests are harder than a Cosmo quizlet.

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Anotherangle01's avatar

Sen. MMA Markwayne has entered the chat. He's from Westville, Oklahoma. Just miles from the Arkansas border in both the Cherokee Nation and the Ozarks.

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OrdinaryJoe's avatar

Simple farmers. The common clay of the new west......

https://youtu.be/hYTQ7__NNDI

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Wookiee Monster's avatar

So there’s no massive flood of teachers from NY or CA wanting to move to Oklahoma (ranked 50th in education) to make less money?

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fair_n_hite_451's avatar

That's what the GOP does best.

Invent a solution for a problem that doesn't exist, then congratulate themselves for solving it.

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Kimmyb's avatar

My family moved from the Bronx to Norman, OK when I was in 8th grade. I did not have to pick up a book and study until my senior year in high school. And that was only because algebra was not intuitively obvious to me. I had A LOT to make up for when I went to college. Nothing has changed.

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Anotherangle01's avatar

What middle school did you go to??? I went to Longfellow Middle School, now the site of Norman North High School.

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Kimmyb's avatar

I went to Irving and then Central. Graduated from Norman High in 1980.

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Anotherangle01's avatar

I went to West Mid High, and then to Norman High. Class of 1992.

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swmnguy's avatar

It's hard to imagine a teacher with valid certification in New York or California wanting to go teach in Oklahoma.

I can hypothesize situations, but it gets far-fetched quickly.

Far more likely a teacher from Oklahoma would want to teach in New York, California, or damn near anyplace other than Oklahoma.

And they're going to have to take a lot more tests than this dumb one from Dennis fucking Prager. They're going to be looking at a couple years of college or grad school (depending). I know a teacher who was well-qualified, quite successful for years, in Florida, who had to take two years more college in Minnesota to get licensure because Florida's standards are so low.

And Florida schools are (perhaps marginally) better, and have higher standards, than Oklahoma's.

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