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Better. I'll email Holly today or tomorrow. ❤❤

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I just polished an oldish 2015 Grey Monk Rotberger Rose chased with a Boombox Stereophonic Hazy Pale Ale.

Keepin' it (somewhat) local!

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Oh, that's right, it did! In fact, I think that's how I learned about it.

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In a boring tan suit.

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I like the Courier New font myself. Or Times New Roman. But then I never was one of the cool kids like Dowd.

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Seem to recall. And wasn't he articulate and classy? More honest than average? And wasn't he married to a beautiful, articulate, classy First Lady? Or am I just having wishful-thinking hallucinations?

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Bolton wants to keep getting paid. I have no doubt someone in the Koch network has offered him a very lucrative job, if he shuts the fuck up.

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You're welcome. I hope you enjoy it. Any apple orchards near you? If you ask nicely I'll bet they'll sell you a few jugs of the hard stuff. If not, make your own. This guy is a tad technical with hygrometers and that step can be skipped..it's for pros. Add yeast and yeast food and put that fancy stopper on the top and you're all set.

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It has become excruciatingly clear why the Chinese consider "may you live in interesting times" to be a curse.

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Bless your heart.

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In 2004, Microsoft released a critical update (Knowledge Base Article 833407) to remove two swastikas (one diagonal, one straight) and a Star of David from this typeface... presumably after complaints from users who took the swastikas as support for Nazism.

So Herr Hairless Miller probably used the 2003 version. I'm sure he'd want to use the swastikas on their wedding invitations for extra gravitas.

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And if he does pardon Parnas, then he's free to talk to the cops. No Fifth Amendment protection as well.

It's the last thing Trumpnik wants from these chucklefucks.

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I mean, it even rhymes!

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West Indian "strong rum" 180 proof, no that's not a typo.

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I love Wonkette's headlines so much....

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i kinda love calibri.

sorry.

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