Yes, yes, we know: you thought it was going to be Louie Gohmert. There is no disputing it -- the man really is the dumbest piece of fecal-infused dough in Congress, and that is really saying something. But the thing is, Legislative Shitmuffin of the Year is more than just a yardstick of dumbth. It is, rather, an all-around honor, a recognition of the member of the legislative branch who has done the most to make America a shittier place. And ol' Louie, for all his dumbshittery, has just not accomplished much of anything, thank god. Now Sen. Rafael Edward "Ted" Cruz --
The only good I can see coming out of a Cruz 2016 run for Preznit is the Prohibition-like run on liquor stores it will cause, thereby creating more jerbs, for which Tedsel will immediately claim credit.
<a href="http:\/\/i1115.photobucket.com\/albums\/k551\/denniverse\/obama-tedcruz_zpsebe8cfb5.jpg" target="_blank">I bet he runs for President.</a>
You know, you people are always happy to blame us for inflicting Ted upon you, but do you complain about Nathan Fillion? Eh? No, I didn&#039;t think so. You&#039;re welcome, USA.
The only good I can see coming out of a Cruz 2016 run for Preznit is the Prohibition-like run on liquor stores it will cause, thereby creating more jerbs, for which Tedsel will immediately claim credit.
Cynically lying, or oblivious? Let me check which one both of their religions insist is a sin...
Thinks he is hot shit - and is half right.
Why the &quot;*&quot;? Say it loud, say it proud: SHITMUFFIN.
&ldquo;If we don&rsquo;t get what we want we&rsquo;ll shut the government down.&rdquo;
&ldquo;If we don&rsquo;t get what we want we&#039;ll shut the government down.&rdquo;
<i>government shuts down</i>
&ldquo;DEMOCRATS MADE THE GOVERNMENT SHUT DOWN.&rdquo;
Proof that Tejas hates us and wants us to be unhappy.
Does he have to renounce one of those two shitmuffins when he finally finishes renouncing his Canuck citizenship?
<a href="http:\/\/i1115.photobucket.com\/albums\/k551\/denniverse\/obama-tedcruz_zpsebe8cfb5.jpg" target="_blank">I bet he runs for President.</a>
And what about the time he jumped up and down on Oprah&#039;s couch, eh?
Methinks Cuba can be blamed only for the latent/potential threat to our democratic process. Canada has to be more embarrassed than anything else...
(Being sorta hard on plant intelligence, there.)
Revolutionary Haircut, courtesy of the Committee for Public Safety?
/SONIAL
(satire only, not intended as literal)
Yup, yup. He plied him with an offer of breakfast at Tim Horton&#039;s with Wayne Gretzky. Rock stars have nothing on The Great One.
Oh, and it&#039;s <i>Geddy</i>, not Getty.
Shit muffin of the year is just too nice of an award for this waste of skin
I&#039;d pay $20 for them to make an anus burger out of him.
Votingly.
You know, you people are always happy to blame us for inflicting Ted upon you, but do you complain about Nathan Fillion? Eh? No, I didn&#039;t think so. You&#039;re welcome, USA.