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Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

The only good I can see coming out of a Cruz 2016 run for Preznit is the Prohibition-like run on liquor stores it will cause, thereby creating more jerbs, for which Tedsel will immediately claim credit.

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Jared James's avatar

Cynically lying, or oblivious? Let me check which one both of their religions insist is a sin...

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Incoming Ham's avatar

Thinks he is hot shit - and is half right.

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Incoming Ham's avatar

Why the "*"? Say it loud, say it proud: SHITMUFFIN.

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Joshua Norton's avatar

“If we don’t get what we want we’ll shut the government down.”

“If we don’t get what we want we'll shut the government down.”

<i>government shuts down</i>

“DEMOCRATS MADE THE GOVERNMENT SHUT DOWN.”

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Chris Grrr's avatar

Proof that Tejas hates us and wants us to be unhappy.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Does he have to renounce one of those two shitmuffins when he finally finishes renouncing his Canuck citizenship?

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

<a href="http:\/\/i1115.photobucket.com\/albums\/k551\/denniverse\/obama-tedcruz_zpsebe8cfb5.jpg" target="_blank">I bet he runs for President.</a>

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Spurning Beer's avatar

And what about the time he jumped up and down on Oprah's couch, eh?

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Chris Grrr's avatar

Methinks Cuba can be blamed only for the latent/potential threat to our democratic process. Canada has to be more embarrassed than anything else...

(Being sorta hard on plant intelligence, there.)

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Lefty Mark's avatar

Revolutionary Haircut, courtesy of the Committee for Public Safety?

/SONIAL

(satire only, not intended as literal)

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Lefty Mark's avatar

Yup, yup. He plied him with an offer of breakfast at Tim Horton's with Wayne Gretzky. Rock stars have nothing on The Great One.

Oh, and it's <i>Geddy</i>, not Getty.

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Capt.Jim's avatar

Shit muffin of the year is just too nice of an award for this waste of skin

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

I'd pay $20 for them to make an anus burger out of him.

Votingly.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

You know, you people are always happy to blame us for inflicting Ted upon you, but do you complain about Nathan Fillion? Eh? No, I didn't think so. You're welcome, USA.

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