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Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

The only good I can see coming out of a Cruz 2016 run for Preznit is the Prohibition-like run on liquor stores it will cause, thereby creating more jerbs, for which Tedsel will immediately claim credit.

Jared James's avatar

Cynically lying, or oblivious? Let me check which one both of their religions insist is a sin...

Incoming Ham's avatar

Thinks he is hot shit - and is half right.

Incoming Ham's avatar

Why the "*"? Say it loud, say it proud: SHITMUFFIN.

Joshua Norton's avatar

“If we don’t get what we want we’ll shut the government down.”

“If we don’t get what we want we'll shut the government down.”

<i>government shuts down</i>

“DEMOCRATS MADE THE GOVERNMENT SHUT DOWN.”

Chris Grrr's avatar

Proof that Tejas hates us and wants us to be unhappy.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Does he have to renounce one of those two shitmuffins when he finally finishes renouncing his Canuck citizenship?

BarackMyWorld's avatar

<a href="http:\/\/i1115.photobucket.com\/albums\/k551\/denniverse\/obama-tedcruz_zpsebe8cfb5.jpg" target="_blank">I bet he runs for President.</a>

Spurning Beer's avatar

And what about the time he jumped up and down on Oprah's couch, eh?

Chris Grrr's avatar

Methinks Cuba can be blamed only for the latent/potential threat to our democratic process. Canada has to be more embarrassed than anything else...

(Being sorta hard on plant intelligence, there.)

Lefty Mark's avatar

Revolutionary Haircut, courtesy of the Committee for Public Safety?

/SONIAL

(satire only, not intended as literal)

Lefty Mark's avatar

Yup, yup. He plied him with an offer of breakfast at Tim Horton's with Wayne Gretzky. Rock stars have nothing on The Great One.

Oh, and it's <i>Geddy</i>, not Getty.

Capt.Jim's avatar

Shit muffin of the year is just too nice of an award for this waste of skin

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

I'd pay $20 for them to make an anus burger out of him.

Votingly.

Vienna Woods's avatar

You know, you people are always happy to blame us for inflicting Ted upon you, but do you complain about Nathan Fillion? Eh? No, I didn't think so. You're welcome, USA.