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The only possible upside to this is that Trump's co-conspirators will always have to worry that one day they'll be setting off Geiger counters in the ER.

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I just can't match that top she is wearing with "in charge of waterboarding people". Maybe that's on me.

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I have spent way too much time staring at my computer all day because I was wondering how burying someone would cause a fear of heights.

Step away from the screen.

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Nick Jr or Disney?

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Sad to say but yes she is.That's the scary part.

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Once you go black unicorn, you never go back.

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I agree with the assessment. But if she’s not confirmed, do we get that vicious halfwitted pencil neck Tom Cotton?

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They overlooked Moose and Squirrel.

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oh god, you're right. I don't read enough spy novels.

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Isn't agoraphobia fear of crowds? (literally "fear of the marketplace?) Too lazy to look it up.

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“Me too?” “Yes, Yoo, too!”

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According to republicans, it's not like water-boarding is really torture. /s

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Start with Eric Ambler, a spy novelist and lefty.

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Don't move to Hawaii then.

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That's a horrible mixed metaphor, Mergie.

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Ironically, not the title of a Bauhaus song.

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