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Sick_Pleasure's avatar

I guess it’s too late to check his pockets on the way out?

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Nick.Trite's avatar

no see, they read the parable of the talents every week. they use it to remind themselves that jesus's one true message was "chase that paper and get yo money."

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Zyxomma's avatar

Thanks, $5F. I feel sick.

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phoenix00's avatar

She's.... a Florida baseball team?

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phoenix00's avatar

Thoughts and prayers.

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Queen Méabh's avatar

I see no evidence of that in her online profiles. In fact, I wonder about her college graduation. If she married in 1990 when she was only 20 years old then she cannot have graduated at the time of her marriage. Her profiles indicate that immediately after she married she became a "homemaker." So when, exactly, did she finish her college degree? There are no details about this.

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Bebecca's avatar

I thought I heard she was a nurse.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

They got a big expensive house in Oklahoma with an adjustable rate mortgage.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

President Donald J. Dotard has accepted Scott Pruitt's resignation.

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Teto85's avatar

Which reminds me, I have some auctions to check.

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JDogski's avatar

Nicely done.

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Bitter Scribe's avatar

HAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!

I sincerely hope he and his family will get through this ordeal.

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susan_g's avatar

That is the Latin translation of covfefe.

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JDogski's avatar

How did "actually" turn into that?

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JDogski's avatar

Acractua??? Wtf was that? My spell check hates me.

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JDogski's avatar

Well, as they say (acractua it's probably just me), "you can take the asshole out of office, but you can't take the asshole out of the man". Or something like that...

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