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WA Bishop's avatar

<i>Preeecccccciousssssssssssss....</i>

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artem1s's avatar

"Try him for reason"

serious affront to all RWNJs. seriously needs to be a thread tag on Wonkette.

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Mayor_Quimby's avatar

I believe that is Brian Kilmeade from Fox n Friendz In Da Morning

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Mayor_Quimby's avatar

Melt the sugar cube, then pour the green liquere over it

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

I dunno, Shep. Sarah Palin splattered <i>something</i> all over Bowe Bergdahl. It may have been soup, you know, earlier.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

FOX: "Fair and Balanced!"

The totality of the truth in that statement is: Shep is light-skinned, and hardly ever falls over.

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The Quirk's avatar

Broke my own rule, went to the comments, deserve every bit of nausea I get.

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The Quirk's avatar

Obviously a Deserter!

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Mostly a sad, soggy, flash of dark. Much akin to a chili fart on deep cushioned chair.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

'Spank me and then the oral sex.' "I've been saying it a lot lately,"

We admire your courage - has it been working?

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

"It takes a tough man to make a tender chicken."

That finally makes sense, now that we know how the tenderization process works.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

"Committing reason" on Fucks Guns is pretty much the same thing as going AWOL. Unless he's got written permission to be reasonable, which I don't think Ailes would ever sign off on.

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Incoming Ham's avatar

The Fembot Army

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God Emperor Emeritus's avatar

I think one or two of them are still marginally lucid enough to realize that this will definitely NOT play well in Peoria.

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fuflans's avatar

tootS: i believe you are not exactly a US aMerican.

you should think carefully about what you say.

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fuflans's avatar

so which one's the rapey one again?

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