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Put them all in Texas

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Speaking as a European I would call 5000 people a town or large village. It is very small for a city. I would say cities start at 20 000 people. Though legally cities are those places that bought city rights in the middle ages. City rights include the right to build a city wall.

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Reminds me of Heinlein's Have Spacesuit, Will Travel.

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Reminds me of one of my favourite completed webcomics. https://www.undefined.net/1...

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Here ya go, already been designed. The Yes Men Survivaball.

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Me too.

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Eww...taint breath.

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google images will show you people doing exactly that.

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Be sure some will. One way to cut rethuglican votes.

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Committees of Safety.

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Or--radical thought--perhaps practicing good oral hygiene?

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Air conditioning! Extra charge, of course.

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Put everyone in space ship suits? Why not simply buy ten million vaccine vending machines and install them in bus stations across the country then give everyone a bus ticket and when they go to use their ticket they buy a vaccine from the vending machine and everyone is cured? Problem solved!

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Would we be able to vote about whether to let him out?

[banhammer aborts with .237 inches of clearance]

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The Survivaball!

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