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lynchie's avatar

Put them all in Texas

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Regret's avatar

Speaking as a European I would call 5000 people a town or large village. It is very small for a city. I would say cities start at 20 000 people. Though legally cities are those places that bought city rights in the middle ages. City rights include the right to build a city wall.

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Nick Danger's avatar

Reminds me of Heinlein's Have Spacesuit, Will Travel.

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Regret's avatar

Reminds me of one of my favourite completed webcomics. https://www.undefined.net/1...

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Nick Danger's avatar

Here ya go, already been designed. The Yes Men Survivaball.

https://www.youtube.com/wat...

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Nick Danger's avatar

Me too.

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-=|Seriously, ☑️|=-'s avatar

Eww...taint breath.

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Nick Danger's avatar

google images will show you people doing exactly that.

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Nick Danger's avatar

Be sure some will. One way to cut rethuglican votes.

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Nick Danger's avatar

Committees of Safety.

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ontheotherhand's avatar

Or--radical thought--perhaps practicing good oral hygiene?

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Nick Danger's avatar

Air conditioning! Extra charge, of course.

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Mr Canoehead/M Tête-Canoë's avatar

Put everyone in space ship suits? Why not simply buy ten million vaccine vending machines and install them in bus stations across the country then give everyone a bus ticket and when they go to use their ticket they buy a vaccine from the vending machine and everyone is cured? Problem solved!

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ontheotherhand's avatar

Would we be able to vote about whether to let him out?

[banhammer aborts with .237 inches of clearance]

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Nick Danger's avatar

The Survivaball!

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