What's the world coming to if a gurrl can't take a couple stiff pulls off a margarita, then go have herself a good cry out by the interstate, bless her heart?
The problem with your "extra open doors," Alice, is that some kid slipped through them, swiped the keys for your McLaren, drove off with it, and crashed it into a telephone pole.
Could it be another sexually repressed son of a preacher man like Teddy would want to taste of the evil fruit denied him during his youth? Could it be he was not prepared for women actually willing to do the nasty with him once he became a successful lawyer and politician. Naw. That stuff only happens on on the Hallmark channel.
I've far too much respect for the distaff half of the human population to believe that any of them (let alone five) would deign to engage in carnal relations with the likes of his Cruzness.
I watched his presser denying the adultery allegations, and I'm inclined to believe him just this once. His telling the truth one time is a boon to those of us following the presidential campaign, since it gives us a baseline against which to measure his ubiquitous lies. (Even in veritas, Cruz drips with pious sanctimony, but it is a pious sanctimony of a different order, it seems to me, than the usual pious sanctimony that accompanies his lying.)
Blind, deaf, insensate. (Naw, he'd still smell like Brylcreem.)
Comatose, maybe. Could make consent dicey, but let's assume there was a one-shot proviso in her living will. Guy like Ted's gotta accept his opportunities wherever they present themselves.
Bath salts, for Gov. Rick. What's Bat Boy's excuse?
What's the world coming to if a gurrl can't take a couple stiff pulls off a margarita, then go have herself a good cry out by the interstate, bless her heart?
The problem with your "extra open doors," Alice, is that some kid slipped through them, swiped the keys for your McLaren, drove off with it, and crashed it into a telephone pole.
Could it be another sexually repressed son of a preacher man like Teddy would want to taste of the evil fruit denied him during his youth? Could it be he was not prepared for women actually willing to do the nasty with him once he became a successful lawyer and politician. Naw. That stuff only happens on on the Hallmark channel.
I'm willing to believe a lot, I just know a woman has never willingly had sex with Ted Cruz.
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It costs Heidi nearly all of her sanity just for the possibility of being FLOTUS
Are we looking at a Cruz-Cosby ticket in November?
She loves her Daddy!!!
(evolutionary psychology theory why some women marry guys who resemble themselves)
Ted probably used to burn incest in his dorm room at Harvard to cover up the smell of weed...
I can believe he's batboy before I can get my head around the idea anyone but Ted has ever touched Ted's penis.
"Trump is a big friend of Pecker."
In Trump's delusional state, he's conflated that with being a friend of big peckers.
I've far too much respect for the distaff half of the human population to believe that any of them (let alone five) would deign to engage in carnal relations with the likes of his Cruzness.
I watched his presser denying the adultery allegations, and I'm inclined to believe him just this once. His telling the truth one time is a boon to those of us following the presidential campaign, since it gives us a baseline against which to measure his ubiquitous lies. (Even in veritas, Cruz drips with pious sanctimony, but it is a pious sanctimony of a different order, it seems to me, than the usual pious sanctimony that accompanies his lying.)
If it were Trump, it would no doubt be the invasion of the Bay of Pigs.
They have had sex with me, so anything is possible.
Hey! Teddy-boy's got luggage what needs lifting, too.
Blind, deaf, insensate. (Naw, he'd still smell like Brylcreem.)
Comatose, maybe. Could make consent dicey, but let's assume there was a one-shot proviso in her living will. Guy like Ted's gotta accept his opportunities wherever they present themselves.