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Using your first amendment rights to criticize someone else exercising <i>their</i> first amendment rights is <i>just like murder!</i>

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Unfortunately, she also won't GTFO.

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Too late.

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The Aristocrats!!

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That's Messican for "The fuck?", right?

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... and running as a Republican.

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probably the worst turkey related disaster since Arthur Carlson tried to give a few of them impromptu flying lessons

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most of them are in danger of having a bell hung around their neck and getting tipped by mischievous teenagers while they sleep

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And sounds even stupider.

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Hey ... when she said "Real Americans", was she dropping a 'g'?

Because suddenly things start to make more sense ... oh, wait, no they don't.

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Let the stalking begin!

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t.

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i own a scrunchy but it's a souvenir of storefront chicago theatre. we used the scrunchies in a production of HVI (parts all three) to distinguish b/t york and lancaster.

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not to mention the 16th earl of warwick.

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boy that's some truth in advertising right there in that video.

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"You really take after your mother, young man!"

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