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Mark Linimon's avatar

The fact that not one single thing you've said makes any sense at all has no bearing on the fact that it's all true.

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Mark Linimon's avatar

we Texas citizens take our smiles where we can get them.

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because R

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glenglish's avatar

It's still gonna stink around Austin for a while.

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Mark Linimon's avatar

Not everyone in Texas (including us native Texans) is on that kind of plan

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Mark Linimon's avatar

That's "theory A". I lean towards "theory B" which is ... something even more stinky. No, I don't have any guesses.

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Mark Linimon's avatar

Bite your tongue.

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carovee's avatar

Cool. I hope one of them wins.

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beb's avatar

I thought this ll blew up because Paxton called the Speaker of the House a drunk and demanded he resign. And the impeachment was the Speaker going tit for tat. But now it looks like Paxton was trying to head off the impeachment but trying to force the speaker out. Still it sounds like Texas to trading in one crooked politician for one slightly less crooked.

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PuddinheadSr's avatar

No crawfish in gumbo, ChatGPT!!

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Some kind of Fred's avatar

May it not include the violence.

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TalentNotAutotune's avatar

We call 'em "starfuckers" down here. Starfuckers will fuck anyone they think is a star/has power/has money; looks have nothing to do with it.

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chascates's avatar

Getting caught is the big no-no!

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Enter Ranting's avatar

Fuck Ken Paxton, end of story.

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Caepan's avatar

Then he'd offer to sell you more from his van outside.

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