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The fact that not one single thing you've said makes any sense at all has no bearing on the fact that it's all true.

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we Texas citizens take our smiles where we can get them.

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because R

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It's still gonna stink around Austin for a while.

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Not everyone in Texas (including us native Texans) is on that kind of plan

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That's "theory A". I lean towards "theory B" which is ... something even more stinky. No, I don't have any guesses.

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Bite your tongue.

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Cool. I hope one of them wins.

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I thought this ll blew up because Paxton called the Speaker of the House a drunk and demanded he resign. And the impeachment was the Speaker going tit for tat. But now it looks like Paxton was trying to head off the impeachment but trying to force the speaker out. Still it sounds like Texas to trading in one crooked politician for one slightly less crooked.

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No crawfish in gumbo, ChatGPT!!

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May it not include the violence.

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We call 'em "starfuckers" down here. Starfuckers will fuck anyone they think is a star/has power/has money; looks have nothing to do with it.

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Getting caught is the big no-no!

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Fuck Ken Paxton, end of story.

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Then he'd offer to sell you more from his van outside.

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