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I suspect we're not seeing accurate numbers. Abbott is kissing trump ass. At least we didn't have tin soldiers at our protests.

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This music is entirely excellent. Been listening to Ravel and Rimsky-Korsakov all day and this straightened me out, you betcha.But I don't wanna have fun at anyone's expense. The story this is attached to is so fucking disturbing.

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The State of Oregon would like you to know that eating peaches is discouraged. https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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Texas alone hospitalizations are up 42% since Memorial Day.

That’s “system breaking” bad if they continue exponentially like that.

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So I guess J. Alfred Prufrock’s question is answered.

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Pete Davidson talked about this on SNL a month or so ago. He said he never expected to get a semi from a Health Department notice.

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Don’t do Florida Man stuff and you should be fine.

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I don't know about y'all but when I'm sick, boning is the last thing on my mind.

My husband was joking that Faucci said to wear masks during sex. Not that we've had sex since this started because BOY GERMS. And 'ronas.

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OT, Mimi just rolled out of my life in a goat cage in the back of a pickup. I like the new owner. She does this a lot and she also has milk goats, so fun! We fed her one last time, gave the lady the rest of the formula and some electrolytes in case Mimi is worn out after trip, which she will be.

I haz a sad about it, but I can finally clean up the kitchen and I think she'll be in good hands. This lady knows her bottle babies.

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Large warehouse looks like another word that kinda fits the Bill.

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That was much more funny than I thought it would be.

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Wear masks where?

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And we're have two-a-days at school right now.

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Make Texas muy bueno autro vez.

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We're supposed to go back to school on July 20th. I personally have never believed that was going to happen, but we're sticking to it as of now. And wait until football season. Just you wait. Texans... we're always last to get the news. We were the last place to find out about the slaves being freed, we were the last state to get the recession and now we're gonna be the next New York City, in terms of deaths and cases.

Happy days from Texas!

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