Florida, being a state with basement-level IQs (but no basements), does its fair share to compete in the Darwin Awards. And this week is no different. Allow us to present Exhibit A: the late Charles Cooper , 49, of Volusia County. Ol’ Coop was out in the woods with some friends, drinking (of course), and thought to himself,
The angriest dog I ever met was a chihuahua. Attacked my dog out of nowhere, mine didn't even fight back, and the chihuahua's owner just stood there and did nothing. Fucking chihuahuas. (and yes, I always pronounce it like Les Nessman)
You'd think he'd've learned something in the last fifteen years about forms.Oh, wait...
Kind of surprising he managed to hit it with just one bullet.
Too much Bush. This nation needs a Brazilian (not the number).
Is that Catholic paradise set up by the Domino's asshole going to be underwater? Because that would almost make it all worthwhile.
That gives me the heebie jeebies.
The angriest dog I ever met was a chihuahua. Attacked my dog out of nowhere, mine didn't even fight back, and the chihuahua's owner just stood there and did nothing. Fucking chihuahuas. (and yes, I always pronounce it like Les Nessman)
Jeb!'s on the Paleo diet, so be sure to have lots of meat ready. Christie is probably on what weightlifters call the See-food diet*.
* anything you see, you eat
Have you tried saying that you are Cuban? It might be a good time to get deported to Cuba. You could become rich before everybody else!
Or even made sense.
He's a dead shot, you know.
I would vote for Lula da Silva;-)
The Republican nomination fight is getting hairy.
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still lovin the acid - if you can even get any real stuff these sorry days
Whacks on, whacks off!
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