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L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

You'd think he'd've learned something in the last fifteen years about forms.Oh, wait...

L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

Kind of surprising he managed to hit it with just one bullet.

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Too much Bush. This nation needs a Brazilian (not the number).

Vienna Woods's avatar

Is that Catholic paradise set up by the Domino's asshole going to be underwater? Because that would almost make it all worthwhile.

Doug Langley's avatar

That gives me the heebie jeebies.

Vienna Woods's avatar

The angriest dog I ever met was a chihuahua. Attacked my dog out of nowhere, mine didn't even fight back, and the chihuahua's owner just stood there and did nothing. Fucking chihuahuas. (and yes, I always pronounce it like Les Nessman)

Doug Langley's avatar

Jeb!'s on the Paleo diet, so be sure to have lots of meat ready. Christie is probably on what weightlifters call the See-food diet*.

* anything you see, you eat

Janecita 🇵🇸🇾🇪's avatar

Have you tried saying that you are Cuban? It might be a good time to get deported to Cuba. You could become rich before everybody else!

Amy!'s avatar

He's a dead shot, you know.

Janecita 🇵🇸🇾🇪's avatar

I would vote for Lula da Silva;-)

From Scranton With Love's avatar

The Republican nomination fight is getting hairy.

azeyote's avatar

still lovin the acid - if you can even get any real stuff these sorry days

tinker12's avatar

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