Just boned. Fuck the Russia investigation, because Ashley Feinberg at Huffington Post has done some REAL DETECTIVE WORK and found the Spotify playlist Ivanka and Jared listen to while they are boning, maybe possibly allegedly. It is 21 minutes long, which we imagine is about how long it takes for them to bone, from the moment Ivanka looks at Jared and says "c'mere" to the very end, when Jared falls off the bed and bangs his noggin. Here's the playlist. Please try not to become too sexually aroused by it, as you are in public right now.
Is This What Ivanka And Jared Listen To While They're Boning? Gross.
Is This What Ivanka And Jared Listen To While…
Is This What Ivanka And Jared Listen To While They're Boning? Gross.
Just boned. Fuck the Russia investigation, because Ashley Feinberg at Huffington Post has done some REAL DETECTIVE WORK and found the Spotify playlist Ivanka and Jared listen to while they are boning, maybe possibly allegedly. It is 21 minutes long, which we imagine is about how long it takes for them to bone, from the moment Ivanka looks at Jared and says "c'mere" to the very end, when Jared falls off the bed and bangs his noggin. Here's the playlist. Please try not to become too sexually aroused by it, as you are in public right now.