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I happened to see Trump’s signing of the YMCA, or whatever bill and he kissed everyone’s ass (well asses which belong to any one of a group of rando GOPers) profusely. Hmmm, Mr tough guy is now in pleading mode, albeit offering “formal” threats ar the same time.

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Why can’t these fuckers pronounce Angela Merkel’s name? Is it misogyny or xenophobia?

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Yes

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OT: I just had some cauliflower Mac and didn’t realize it was VEGAN! It tasted like BABY BUTTHOLES! 😱

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When will they call Stormy Daniel's to testify?!?!

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Lovely Lady Lindsey might be experiencing vapors requiring a full time fainting couch.

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Book may not actually be about John Bolton's sex life. But it might have sex scenes. You don't know

It may or may not have sex scenes, but it certainly has descriptions of things getting fucked.

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Jesus, I’m tired of having a toddler in the White House!

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Did Oprah make it? She luvs cauliflower pizza.

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No quid pro quo—> Joe Biden is the quid pro quo —> crime quid pro quos are the baddies —> a quid pro quo is never a baddie

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OMG if Lev has shit on Mayella Ewell, this may be the BEST DAY EVAH!!! Also too I am crushing HARD on Schifty Schiff because he is a BAWSS♡♡♡

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I just turned this on, if only to see how this Q & A shit will go. Aaaand ... Muted. OMG, I am SO thankful for the alternative of the 4:07 live blog entry. Because this shit is stupid, and GOP motherfuckers be assholes. (Rant complete ... for now.)

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Wasn't Lee the fuckstick that got very angry about Trump saying the GOP shitbags would rubberstamp or make something the fuck up to attack Iran, now doing Trump's bidding by rubberstamping and making things the fuck up about impeachment?

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If Tr*mp had offered Zelensky a plate of calamari in exchange for his pretend investigation, would that have been squid pro quo? Just asking.

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This time Dersh should take his underpants off, and stuff them down his own throat.

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So, we’re at World War 5 now? I only took a nap for 3 hours!

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