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MissusBarry's avatar

Of all the creepy, gross, just plain weird spam I get, the subject line the makes me gag and want to run screaming from, well, the planet: CHRISTIAN SINGLES WANT TO MEET YOU. Aaaaggggghhhhhhh, NO!

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

I do...but it comes with...attachments.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Seriously...who wants a "safe big penis". I want a Dangerous Come Here Bitch Penis

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

wow...I only got 55%.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Would you like one?

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Yeah...beer. I bet that's the most common fluid on a nerd's keyboard.

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MissusBarry's avatar

Nothing says Happy Festivus to the one you love, or a friend you pity, like a penis enlargement product ordered via spam email. Plus, free identity theft!

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