As we learned in Sunday School, it's super important to make a good "first impression" when sending some spam email to a 2008 political supporter. How many emails do you delete without opening because the subject makes it perfectly clear what's in that email? Let's say "ninety percent," to be conservative (like Obama!). For several years now, the Obama campaign has been in the "delete without opening" file. We
Of all the creepy, gross, just plain weird spam I get, the subject line the makes me gag and want to run screaming from, well, the planet: CHRISTIAN SINGLES WANT TO MEET YOU. Aaaaggggghhhhhhh, NO!
Nothing says Happy Festivus to the one you love, or a friend you pity, like a penis enlargement product ordered via spam email. Plus, free identity theft!
Of all the creepy, gross, just plain weird spam I get, the subject line the makes me gag and want to run screaming from, well, the planet: CHRISTIAN SINGLES WANT TO MEET YOU. Aaaaggggghhhhhhh, NO!
I do...but it comes with...attachments.
Seriously...who wants a "safe big penis". I want a Dangerous Come Here Bitch Penis
wow...I only got 55%.
Would you like one?
Yeah...beer. I bet that's the most common fluid on a nerd's keyboard.
Nothing says Happy Festivus to the one you love, or a friend you pity, like a penis enlargement product ordered via spam email. Plus, free identity theft!