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Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

I honestly don't. I can't. I What?

malsperanza's avatar

Yep, that's pretty much the spirit of Hannukah, once you set aside the competing-with-Christmas gifty stuff.

God Emperor Emeritus's avatar

Needs more Judeo Christ. I give it a 2/10 on the Manly Scale of Absolute Gender.

Lot_49's avatar

Jebus is the reason for the season! Bombs away!

schmannity's avatar

Doesn't count unless you light the candles with a Hellfire missile.

The Quirk's avatar

It's good enough for Amazon.

Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Now if the drone lit the candle I'd be impressed.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

wouldn't that make him General Golem?

ViveLaProtestPayments's avatar

I think the subtext here is that if the Maccabees had had some weaponized drones they wouldn't have been stuck for 8 nights.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

But can they fly the drones on Shomer Fucking Shabbos?

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

It is better to detonate one Hellfire than to curse the darkness.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

They really only last seven days, since they can't fly them on the Sabbath.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

R.I.P. Joe Cocker. Not many could open for Tina Turner, and be remembered for it.

(Crap -- I feel older every time we lose one of these guys.)