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Israel Tells Mike Huckabee To Shut His Stupid Squeal Hole
Rancid dingleberry Mike Huckabee fancies himself a real expert on the Jewishes -- he's been to Israel, you know,andAuschwitz! -- and he is NOT SORRY and "will not apologize" for cavalierly warning that Obama is going to burn up all the Israelites in The Ovens, with his Iranian deal. Even thoughthe majority of American Jews support the deal, want Congress to approve the deal, and also think Huckabee is an infectious wank cloth.
But NUH UH, says Huckabee, all his Judeo best friends freakin' LOVE his offensive-as-fuck Holocaust hyperbole:
“The response from Jewish people has been overwhelmingly positive, the response from Holocaust survivors, from the children of Holocaust survivors,” the former Arkansas governor said, appearing on NBC's Today Show. “I was last night in an event. I was probably one of four gentiles in the entire event—it was a Jewish event. People were overwhelmingly supportive.”
Suuuuuure. That's why every Jewish organization in America, and pretty much all the Jews, have condemned Huckabee for being a chlamydial fuckstick. Like George W. Bush's former U.S. Ambassador to Israel Daniel Kurtzer:
There are serious issues to be debated here but for anybody to equate what the president’s doing to what Adolph Hitler did in World War II is just extraordinary. And in some ways it’s a form of incitement, and we’ve seen the results of that 20 years ago in Israel. There was the same kind of incitement against Yitzhak Rabin and that led to a tragic outcome.
But American Jews are a bunch of idiots, as Huckabee explained, saying "you're an idiot" if you don't agree with him. Perhaps Huckabee means Israeli Jewish people are supportive and sending him thank-you notes for his generous defense of their nation?
Well, that's funny, because we happen to have Israel right here:
"Dear Mr Huckabee, no one is marching Jews to the ovens anymore," [Israeli Transport Minister Yisrael] Katz, a member of Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu's right-wing Likud party, wrote.
"That is why we established the State of Israel and the Israel Defense Forces, and if necessary, we will know how to defend ourselves by ourselves," Katz said.
Israel is perfectly capable of defending itself, without the clay-brained bluster of historically ignorant scrotum weasel Mike Huckabee. As it has demonstrated repeatedly, since its establishment. Jews, in fact, have a long history of kicking ass and taking names, despite all odds, even against much bigger, badder Goliath-sized enemies. (It's in the book.Thebook. You can look it up.)
Israeli Ambassador to the U.S. Ron Dermer also would like Huckabee to shut the fuck up, please and thank you:
"Look, we have a very serious disagreement with the administration on a very serious issue," Ambassador Ron Dermer told Capital Download. "But what I don't doubt is the sincerity of the president or his team when they say they believe this deal not only makes America safe but makes Israel safe. Where we disagree is the judgment of actually what this deal is going to do."
On Huckabee's comments, he said: "These are not words that I would use or that I think are appropriate."
Oh, but what do the Israelis know? Clearly, they do not love Israel as much as Mike Huckabee loves Israel. No one does. Not even Jews. Just ask Mike Huckabee. He'll tell you.