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<i>there are black fundies</i> Starting with that horse's ass, Tavis Smiley, whose principal purpose in life is to give cover to racists nationwide.

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Just as I heard it. Slaves built a new nation. So how much are they do in reparations? (Don't even ask about the <i>First</i> Americans--there isn't that much money in America for what they lost!)

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FWIW, I live in NYC and have never heard that usage. As far as I know it just means nitwit in Italo-American slang--so, Eggplant libel aside, Wonkette has used the term correctly: Pres. Wagner is dumber than a nitwit.

(The Italian word, melanzana, sounds like it derives from the Greek <i>melas, </i>black, like melanin, but apparently that's not the case.)

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Ah, that explains it then. Wagner was citing the white version of American history, which he really should have waited to do until March 1.

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Very good point. And so Pres. Wagner is really just using a slightly clumsy analogy to argue for the immense benefits of gerrymandering--a position we can all support, after all.

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It feels good to know that post-Apocalypse, fashion designers will still have a steady income.

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Dicks? Oh, wait, that was last post.

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To me, that excerpt is far better than the ordinary nonpology. "Please forgive me" doesn't mean "please stop doing that". It means "I was wrong. Please give me another chance".

Edits: (1). The guy's original choice of analogy was really stupid. (2) Another thing about asking forgiveness is that there is no requirement to <i>grant</i> it.

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I think the we should find out who is smarter, President Wagner or a bag of hammers. First question, President Wagner, does the constitution define the USA as a Christian Nation? President Wagner: “Without a doubt!” Bag of hammers: “ - “ I rest my case.

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Smooth As Silk.

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Or, at least, a very good one...

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His parents sure had a sense of humor!

"Gouverneur?" Was he named after a Muppet?

Dude spent his whole adult life telling people how to spell his front name - and spelling was pretty casual back then.

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Somebody wasn't paying attention during their Hillsdale College "course" on the US Constitution!

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Could it be a case of a disobedient civil?

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Harley-Davidson had that problem, as well.

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