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It Is Not Too Late To Send This Important 9/11 Blog Poem To Your Loved Ones
You know what was posted on Andrew Breitbart's masterful Big Hollywood blog last Friday? Oh, nothing much, except maybe the best poem since Hamlet andThe Wastelandand Jesus combined! It is about 9/11, which was the date last Friday, to be sure.
Note the descent into chaos here: the rhyme scheme starts as A B C B (this is like the World Trade Center at 7: 00 a.m., structured, professional, "nothin' to see here," etc.); takes a turn several stanzas down into A B C kinda-B (After the first tower gets hit, things starting to unravel, "looks like some pilot's been drinkin', ain't that right, Brad?"); then finally devolves into prosaic stream-of-consciousness anger-porn (Both towers hit, hysteria, "Whoa hey shit man, that's twice now, right?")
This is not an accident.
Honoring September 11th: We Remember [Big Hollywood]