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Charles  Schlotter's avatar

Gossip over the samovar (Incidentally, get your food taster to drink from the samovar before you do so. If he reports a "funny taste," refrain.) suggests that Comrade Vlad may be kaputski or close to it, inspiring much who-knows journalmalism about a power vacuum in his wake and even scuffling *at* his wake.

I refuse to speculate. I bet down the line on Malenkov in Vegas (when a hundred smackers meant something) and look where it got me.

Tina Mouse's avatar

"wearing so much bronzer he looks like a set of baby shoes"

love you

Charles  Schlotter's avatar

Despite the rumors, I wish President Putin all the health and well-being he deserves.

NB: Dodging the Banhammer like a pro.

Charles  Schlotter's avatar

I not to believing Comrade Putin is kicked that bucket until sad music 72 hours plays without some stop.

Runfastandwin's avatar

This. This is why I love Wonkette!

Helena Handbag's avatar

I'm old enough to remember bronzed baby shoes *sigh*

Cthulhu's avatar

They hurt my feet something awful.

Eos_explorer's avatar

Favorite bit: "wearing so much bronzer he looks like a set of baby shoes" Tee-hee!

HooverVilles's avatar

Wonder what chemicals his body has been absorbing through the skin.

Can't be good.

Boogie Mama's avatar

Imperialist Turnip is coincidentally the name of my anarchist native plant seed bombing collective (I'm not musical like you guys).

Notorious J.I.M.'s avatar

What's the minimum order of seed bombs? I could toss a few.

Boogie Mama's avatar

Form your own autonomous collective! ✊

;-)

Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

I would like to cultivate some anarchist native plants myself.

Boogie Mama's avatar

They're better than FBI plants! 💯

Linda's Bitter Disappointment's avatar

I have all the stuff I need to carve the pumpkin. School is having a contest. This year, I'm doing creepy clown pumpkin. I had to go borrow the library's craft glue gun, because I can't find mine. I'll post a pic if I get it done without cutting off my arm.

SkeptiKC's avatar

I have been effectively clown-phobic since I was a kid. I look forward to seeing your creation because since clowns already freak me out I know it's going to be appropriately creepy.

Chimp's avatar

Debased Wonkette cum mop.

I do believe I finally figured out my Halloween costume.

Prometheus59650's avatar

I might not be able to eat all that popcorn:

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The Messenger reports that Trump is scheduled to take the stand on Monday, Nov. 6 when he will face off against prosecutors from New York Attorney General Letitia James' office.

What's more, Trump's three eldest adult children — Ivanka Trump, Donald Trump, Jr., and Eric Trump — are set to testify on Wednesday, Nov. 8.

Charles  Schlotter's avatar

I'm sure that, being Trumps, they will all comport themselves brilliantly on the stand.

Idiot Lite's avatar

You can't handle the truth!!

BillEGoatSmile's avatar

Dayum, I want to be in that courtroom so badly!

SkeptiKC's avatar

I find myself overwhelmed with an-tici-PAtion.

noname's avatar

Repeating my urgent request for a link (at the very least) to VP Harris's daily/weekly activities, attached to the open thread, for example.

Also, dear PTB, if we're never going to get true blocking capability here, would you at least please let us know outright, so that we might make decisions based on that information?.