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Needz moah jello.

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Big low tide this week around these here expensive parts. Here's the sunset on the beach just above UCSB and Isla Vista, from about this season last year.. https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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I finally came up with the perfect kind. Which is just 3 jiggers of gin over ice, drained and add one of those monster Sicilian olives.

It is a 'diet' drink. After two you can't find your mouth.

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RATS!!

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What kind of sword do you have?

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Sure, it’s by Trump Whisperer herself, but still

https://twitter.com/maggien...

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I've got a rapier I love to death and a cutlass that I've neglected.

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Worked for the country club set I wrote the original recipe for. They guzzled them and paid me well.

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"Poster child for Nazi Youth Zach Wilson, . . ."

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Feature, not a bug.

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I would BAKE MY OWN BREAD if it got me leftover turkey for sandwiches.

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Judge not lest ye be judged, you trumpsucking feckless bent.

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Before I became vegan, I was invited to spend Thanksgiving with a family in Queens and a group of friends. I brought cranberry-orange relish; Elizabeth made chocolate bread, the hausfrau made turkey and a grouping of mostly-inedible sides. After we smoked, I assembled sandwiches of chocolate bread spread with cranberry relish and white meat.

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Ta, Samurai Grog. The only liquor in the house is cognac, so no chocolate martini here.

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James Thurber!

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