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The Douche had had too much punishment, so Emerald Robinson was put in to take the heat .

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Thanks!

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Wait, clearly there is something terribly wrong with a white person marrying a brown person, because ... (something). Is it okay for a brown person to marry a brown person? Enquiring minds want to know

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I'm in on the "secret" children. If it were just to protect Elizabeth and perhaps Charles, they would do a different term. But all the grandchildren would be gone by then and likely the great grands as well (I say "likely" because they might get the iron genes of the Elizabeths).

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Seriously? FFS.

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Phone number for the local glue factory.

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The byline made it for me

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Finally! You know, you try your best, you train hard, put hours into the snark, just hoping that one day, ONE DAY, it'll all pay off. My day has finally come. *cue Karate Kid theme* https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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Oh, noice.

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They write the stories. Derby access to liars and bothsiders.

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I don’t remember that. When did that happen?

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Chubby. That may complicate things.

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I'm sure some regressive conservative has said that exact phrase. A poor man's portmanteau of "Democrat" and "sissy".

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Saw a hot FedEx guy jogging back to his truck today. Might need to start ordering early Christmas packages.

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This and the Bloomberg byline up thread have given me today’s biggest laughs

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