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Jim's avatar

The Douche had had too much punishment, so Emerald Robinson was put in to take the heat .

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FAFO PAB!! Demme's avatar

Thanks!

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CMF's avatar

Wait, clearly there is something terribly wrong with a white person marrying a brown person, because ... (something). Is it okay for a brown person to marry a brown person? Enquiring minds want to know

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berkeleyfarm's avatar

I'm in on the "secret" children. If it were just to protect Elizabeth and perhaps Charles, they would do a different term. But all the grandchildren would be gone by then and likely the great grands as well (I say "likely" because they might get the iron genes of the Elizabeths).

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Mateo del Sol's avatar

Seriously? FFS.

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Red Richmond's avatar

Phone number for the local glue factory.

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whatwhomever's avatar

The byline made it for me

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Dually Lobach's avatar

Finally! You know, you try your best, you train hard, put hours into the snark, just hoping that one day, ONE DAY, it'll all pay off. My day has finally come. *cue Karate Kid theme* https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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Dually Lobach's avatar

Oh, noice.

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DLZebub's avatar

They write the stories. Derby access to liars and bothsiders.

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whatwhomever's avatar

I don’t remember that. When did that happen?

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Elderly John's avatar

Chubby. That may complicate things.

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Jenny, Queen of the Vilebloods's avatar

I'm sure some regressive conservative has said that exact phrase. A poor man's portmanteau of "Democrat" and "sissy".

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DLZebub's avatar

Saw a hot FedEx guy jogging back to his truck today. Might need to start ordering early Christmas packages.

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whatwhomever's avatar

This and the Bloomberg byline up thread have given me today’s biggest laughs

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