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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

(au<i>tistic</i>thor)

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chascates's avatar

I'm going to go back and pee on all of your posts!

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Bristol Palin™ could have a lot in interesting things to say about Sarah Palin™. Or tell us about First Dude™ and his hott honey Shailey Tripp™.

<blockquote><strong>Chapter one : "My Mother the Star"</strong> Mom's screeching voice almost made me go back to high school to hear fingers on the blackboard. I was feeling a little nauseous anyway and that put me over the edge. Later I learned I actually had "morning sickness" which is caused by sperm. But that day I was still "in the dark".

When my dad got home that morning, I told him about my "episode". He laughed kinda loud and said "If yer knocked up, name the kid Tripp. I like that name." He was in a good mood. </blockquote>

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

America by Tart

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SheriffRoscoe's avatar

Back atcha. "Profiles In Whoreage" gave me the lulz.

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fuflans's avatar

O: a presidential novel.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Can you write reviews for books that haven't been written yet? I have one ready to go.

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SheriffRoscoe's avatar

Fucking WIN.

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SheriffRoscoe's avatar

<i>Madame Ovary</i>

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102415's avatar

Good luck to you! This is hard work!

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

verb, noun, 2/7?

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chascates's avatar

<i>Preface to a Twenty Volume Suicide Note</i>

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Spurning Beer's avatar

<i>If I "Did It"</i>

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

It's like putting lipstick on a pitbull's babymaking parts. Parenthesis (Spudnuts)

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PsycWench's avatar

OK Amazon: the book's not titled, it hasn't been released, in all likelihood it hasn't been written at all, but you know how much you're charging for it. This seems odd.

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