Bristol Palin™ could have a lot in interesting things to say about Sarah Palin™. Or tell us about First Dude™ and his hott honey Shailey Tripp™.
<blockquote><strong>Chapter one : &quot;My Mother the Star&quot;</strong> Mom&#039;s screeching voice almost made me go back to high school to hear fingers on the blackboard. I was feeling a little nauseous anyway and that put me over the edge. Later I learned I actually had &quot;morning sickness&quot; which is caused by sperm. But that day I was still &quot;in the dark&quot;.
When my dad got home that morning, I told him about my &quot;episode&quot;. He laughed kinda loud and said &quot;If yer knocked up, name the kid Tripp. I like that name.&quot; He was in a good mood. </blockquote>
OK Amazon: the book&#039;s not titled, it hasn&#039;t been released, in all likelihood it hasn&#039;t been written at all, but you know how much you&#039;re charging for it. This seems odd.
(au<i>tistic</i>thor)
I&#039;m going to go back and pee on all of your posts!
Bristol Palin&trade; could have a lot in interesting things to say about Sarah Palin&trade;. Or tell us about First Dude&trade; and his hott honey Shailey Tripp&trade;.
<blockquote><strong>Chapter one : &quot;My Mother the Star&quot;</strong> Mom&#039;s screeching voice almost made me go back to high school to hear fingers on the blackboard. I was feeling a little nauseous anyway and that put me over the edge. Later I learned I actually had &quot;morning sickness&quot; which is caused by sperm. But that day I was still &quot;in the dark&quot;.
When my dad got home that morning, I told him about my &quot;episode&quot;. He laughed kinda loud and said &quot;If yer knocked up, name the kid Tripp. I like that name.&quot; He was in a good mood. </blockquote>
America by Tart
Back atcha. &quot;Profiles In Whoreage&quot; gave me the lulz.
O: a presidential novel.
Can you write reviews for books that haven&#039;t been written yet? I have one ready to go.
Fucking WIN.
<i>Madame Ovary</i>
Good luck to you! This is hard work!
verb, noun, 2/7?
<i>Preface to a Twenty Volume Suicide Note</i>
<i>If I &quot;Did It&quot;</i>
It&#039;s like putting lipstick on a pitbull&#039;s babymaking parts. Parenthesis (Spudnuts)
OK Amazon: the book&#039;s not titled, it hasn&#039;t been released, in all likelihood it hasn&#039;t been written at all, but you know how much you&#039;re charging for it. This seems odd.