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Lot_49's avatar

FIAT = Fix it again, Tony!

A classic. However, the <a href="http:\/\/www.fiatusa.com\/en\/2013\/abarth\/gallery\/" target="_blank">Abarth Cinquicento</a>, like Italian women, while it may present difficulties, promises disproportionately large rewards.

PubOption's avatar

The way the sauce is running down her arm would suggest a Hardee's / Carl's Jr. burger, also the woman's slutty appearance (remember that they had Paris Hilton do some ads).

The Quirk's avatar

There's already one horse's-ass involved.

Lot_49's avatar

Italian women are irremediably hawtt, it must be said.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

" a promise to never get laid"

there are thousands of altar boys who can attest to them breaking that promise

Lot_49's avatar

As the renowned theologian Kinky Friedman put it, "Get your biscuits in the oven and your buns in bed."

π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

Self-Sufficiency: the Eighth deadly sin.

It's not official, but for women, there are separate sins.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Jeez, all this wonderful insight from a guy who has never been married.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

wonket must be taking lessons from sideboob post in choosing pictures

that, or they used up the all the photo stock horse pictures already

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

I thought Burger King was the appropriate meal for the king of the castle?

TundraGrifter's avatar

I don't know about "taste of murder," but those nails are to die for!

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Joey, have you ever been in a... in a Turkish prison? You ever seen a grown man naked?