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FIAT = Fix it again, Tony!

A classic. However, the <a href="http:\/\/www.fiatusa.com\/en\/2013\/abarth\/gallery\/" target="_blank">Abarth Cinquicento</a>, like Italian women, while it may present difficulties, promises disproportionately large rewards.

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The way the sauce is running down her arm would suggest a Hardee's / Carl's Jr. burger, also the woman's slutty appearance (remember that they had Paris Hilton do some ads).

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I prefer the term "recovering Catholic."

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BUMGA-BUMGA!

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There's already one horse's-ass involved.

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Italian women are irremediably hawtt, it must be said.

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" a promise to never get laid"

there are thousands of altar boys who can attest to them breaking that promise

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As the renowned theologian Kinky Friedman put it, "Get your biscuits in the oven and your buns in bed."

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Self-Sufficiency: the Eighth deadly sin.

It's not official, but for women, there are separate sins.

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Jeez, all this wonderful insight from a guy who has never been married.

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wonket must be taking lessons from sideboob post in choosing pictures

that, or they used up the all the photo stock horse pictures already

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I thought Burger King was the appropriate meal for the king of the castle?

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I don't know about "taste of murder," but those nails are to die for!

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Joey, have you ever been in a... in a Turkish prison? You ever seen a grown man naked?

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or Taylor Momsen

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