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Just like in <i>Brazil</i>

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Do you think Sandy could be trolling? That line is just so lame I can't imagine a sane per - oh. Never mind.

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Because everyone should have the experience of working in an Apple factory in China.

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Where's Alan Keyes?

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Spoken like a true journalist.

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<a href="https:\/\/fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net\/hphotos-ak-xpa1\/v\/t1.0-9\/1503919_640359796024153_1698178141_n.jpg\?oh=6c7a42e1218eb0646cd3a179e7ad290f&amp\;oe=54CEA29F&amp\;__gda__=1417832827_a35f7d6f75a6774a926d5c37c8c0e44d" target="_blank">Posted in my FacePlace NF yesterday.</a>

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Brian Fischer didn't make the cut?

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I vote that we add some antipsychotics to the ventilation system.

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Okay, once they're inside weld the doors shut and brick up the windows.

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<i>Duggar said that America is experiencing “a baby holocaust.” </i>

God help me for visualizing a prison camp run by babies.

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I'd use LSD, and then make popcorn.

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Special musical guest Ted Nugent will serenade the crowd with his stirring odes to Patriotism, "Wang Dang Sweet Poontang" and "Stormtroopin'"

USA! USA! USA!

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And then begin filming the reality show?

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And hope for legionella in the ventilation system?

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The Duggars are experts when it comes to babies.

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No Victoria Jackson??? War on nutbag women.

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