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Lefty Mark's avatar

Mining for bitcoins.

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King of the cul-de-sac.

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They're not comfortable bringing in unknown entities into their operation.

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"alligator missing penis"

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No, he's named after his uncle, who was in the same hospital on an intravenous drip when little Dee was born.

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Which one was Hiaasenberg?

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Whips, Wanking, Whores,..... Okay, help me out. I'm blanking over here.

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chascates's avatar

Sir?

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Lefty Mark's avatar

I don't know, but her mama was workin' on the chain gang.

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chascates's avatar

Where the hell in Oregon do you relocate an alligator?

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I assume you don't live in Grand Junction, which I understood was part of the meth belt of Colorado?

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Pookums's avatar

They heard about krokodil but got it all wrong. <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.c..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/news/krokodil/">http://www.huffingtonpost.c...

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Gators R us

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Does PETA know about this?

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

stay away from the krokodil

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