It's Called The 'World Cup,' Not The 'USA Cup,' Traitor
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Today is the beginning of the quadrennial World Cup soccer-football championship, hooray! Combining the best of sports and vicious nationalism, the World Cup is the one tournament that prompts even a tiny sliver of Americans to pretend to care about this sport. Naturally, this tepid amount of interest is a sinister plot cooked up by the liberal media to destroy our country.WAYS TO TELL THAT A SPORT HATES AMERICA: it is very low scoring (a sign of "nihilism, existentialism, and anomie"), and it is beloved by Latinos. [
It's Called The 'World Cup,' Not The 'USA Cup,' Traitor
It's Called The 'World Cup,' Not The 'USA…
It's Called The 'World Cup,' Not The 'USA Cup,' Traitor
Today is the beginning of the quadrennial World Cup soccer-football championship, hooray! Combining the best of sports and vicious nationalism, the World Cup is the one tournament that prompts even a tiny sliver of Americans to pretend to care about this sport. Naturally, this tepid amount of interest is a sinister plot cooked up by the liberal media to destroy our country.WAYS TO TELL THAT A SPORT HATES AMERICA: it is very low scoring (a sign of "nihilism, existentialism, and anomie"), and it is beloved by Latinos. [