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phoenix00's avatar

"Generalissimo"

Or will he take that as a compliment?

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Tpyo Knig's avatar

Ms. Thinker and I are anxiously awaiting our opportunity to sign up. We are hoping that the badges are a nice, red crescent. If not red, grey or black would be good.

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Beanz&Berryz's avatar

I just reminded my daughters of the our Muslim heritage that I might have once told them about for when the Registry comes out...

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Tpyo Knig's avatar

The fact that Ms. Thinker is the daughter of a Cantor might confound the Muslin Inspector, assuming that said MI can think.

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Beanz&Berryz's avatar

I'd expect nothing better than some gauzey thinking our government's MIs

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cheetojeebus's avatar

I recently did the NatGeo DNA thingy. Seems my ancient ancestors moved through Iran and thereabouts. So I'm in! coooool.

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cheetojeebus's avatar

And I suppose the official response will be "I don't see a problem here?"

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John Smith's avatar

Mom is in for a probation violation so the baby gets a death sentence. Yep, that's the kind of Tough Love Trumpoons swoon over.

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Nodrama4mama's avatar

Where are the great whores and rent boys of this nation? Do none of them have pictures or videos of these people kicking a puppy while wearing a diaper or something like it?

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Pookabun's avatar

The couple of riots I've been to since the election were very terrible: there were cheerful little kids, a guy carrying an actual one of those fluffy weiner dogs and free soup from Hale and Hearty (so support them!). But we walked and shouted stuff so riot I guess.

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Benjamin Clark's avatar

Before the election, Sheriff Clarke called for protests with "pitchforks and torches" if Donald Trump didn't get elected.,

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Benjamin Clark's avatar

David Clarke is to the right of Rush Limbaugh, but he runs for Sheriff of Milwaukee County as a Democrat.

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cynmac sez Whar Boxes's avatar

Allegedly, there is this one judge from Alabama? He may be eliminated from consideration for SCOTUS?http://www.snopes.com/willi...

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cynmac sez Whar Boxes's avatar

Hey, think about the kids!https://www.youtube.com/wat...

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cynmac sez Whar Boxes's avatar

Allen Keys too! So many Allens!

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Rickyphoo's avatar

The baby was no longer covered under the GOP's Pro-Life umbrella as he had already passed through the mother's vagina.

After the birth, the GOP stance is: "Tough luck, kid, you are on your own."

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