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phoenix00's avatar

"Generalissimo"

Or will he take that as a compliment?

Tpyo Knig's avatar

Ms. Thinker and I are anxiously awaiting our opportunity to sign up. We are hoping that the badges are a nice, red crescent. If not red, grey or black would be good.

Beanz&Berryz's avatar

I just reminded my daughters of the our Muslim heritage that I might have once told them about for when the Registry comes out...

Tpyo Knig's avatar

The fact that Ms. Thinker is the daughter of a Cantor might confound the Muslin Inspector, assuming that said MI can think.

Beanz&Berryz's avatar

I'd expect nothing better than some gauzey thinking our government's MIs

cheetojeebus's avatar

I recently did the NatGeo DNA thingy. Seems my ancient ancestors moved through Iran and thereabouts. So I'm in! coooool.

cheetojeebus's avatar

And I suppose the official response will be "I don't see a problem here?"

John Smith's avatar

Mom is in for a probation violation so the baby gets a death sentence. Yep, that's the kind of Tough Love Trumpoons swoon over.

Nodrama4mama's avatar

Where are the great whores and rent boys of this nation? Do none of them have pictures or videos of these people kicking a puppy while wearing a diaper or something like it?

Pookabun's avatar

The couple of riots I've been to since the election were very terrible: there were cheerful little kids, a guy carrying an actual one of those fluffy weiner dogs and free soup from Hale and Hearty (so support them!). But we walked and shouted stuff so riot I guess.

Benjamin Clark's avatar

Before the election, Sheriff Clarke called for protests with "pitchforks and torches" if Donald Trump didn't get elected.,

Benjamin Clark's avatar

David Clarke is to the right of Rush Limbaugh, but he runs for Sheriff of Milwaukee County as a Democrat.

cynmac sez Whar Boxes's avatar

Allegedly, there is this one judge from Alabama? He may be eliminated from consideration for SCOTUS?http://www.snopes.com/willi...

cynmac sez Whar Boxes's avatar

Allen Keys too! So many Allens!

Rickyphoo's avatar

The baby was no longer covered under the GOP's Pro-Life umbrella as he had already passed through the mother's vagina.

After the birth, the GOP stance is: "Tough luck, kid, you are on your own."