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Woke Mind Superspreader's avatar

As a compromise, we will pay for infrastructure with cuts to infrastructure spending.

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Torby's mom's avatar

Louisiana Senator Bill Cassidy told Biden "the way to his heart is 'flood resiliency and energy provisions.'"

I think those things might qualify as ... infrastructure.

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vorpal's avatar

you heel

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Aunt PithyPat's avatar

He acts like Voldemort, but he LOOKS like a desiccated old tortoise who has just taken a very satisfying shit.

BY THE POWERS OF THE FSM HOW I LOATHE THEE, MITCH!

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Villago Delenda Est  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

Of what value is a bridge in Ohio to TFG? None.

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Villago Delenda Est  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

The chuckleheads who elected him don' t know that.

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paul's avatar

The GQP seems fine with slapping a coat of paint on a dilapidated building or routinely filling pot holes on roads instead of updating infrastructure. Anything else is too expensive. On the other hand, there is no issue from taking funds from other pots of money to pour into a money pit that is a big porous wall. At least they're consistent.

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TootsStansbury πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

If Mitch gets in the way just threaten to cancel that aluminum plant planned for he's State. *What's that you say?* Oh. Nevermind.

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Satanic Pancake's avatar

Let's make poor ol' Mitch more comfortable, and use one of the pics of him in front of the flag he actually supports. https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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paul's avatar

He looks like an animal that is pretending you don't see it's hiding something in its mouth.

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Carl Bastrop's avatar

If you all could just be a little more patient. Trump said he is going to release his infrastructure plan as soon as he is reinstated!

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Dudleydidwrong's avatar

As long as "reinstated" means "lying in state" I'm with this all the way.

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eggs ackly-wright's avatar

He can't release the infrastructure plan because he's under audit.

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SFNY's avatar

'Flood resiliency and energy provisions' are already in there. What's Cassidy's game?

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Kobayashi Marooned's avatar

Better yet, bring Kamala along as muscle. I'd pay real money to see our VP pick up Moscow Mitch by his ears!

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Cliff Hendroval's avatar

The part of East Texas is the peckerwoodiest of the peckerwoods. Ask James Byrd, Jr (PBUH).

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