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Massive cowardice, maybe?

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Mueller is a Marine, and the rest of your assertion remains to be seen.

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If someone else had written it for him, it would have been spelled out fo-net-i-cal-lee.

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'Bite at the apple'?

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Nothing. He's too useful an idiot as is. He distracts while the rest of the GOP pillages and plunders while the base watches the shit show and the media does the same.

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We already know he's a massive coward; it's part of what's kept him from being as vicious as he wants to be. Twitter is his safe space.

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Indiepalin is "One of us!" it was snark

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and now is Elmo gonna ask a baby?

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I bet his security team loved that.

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They gave him reams, of toilet paper.

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Donald J. Trump@realDonaldTrump

Going with First Lady to pay our respects to Justice Stevens. Leaving now!Can't wait to see how he makes it about himself. To quote Alice Roosevelt Longworthโ€œMy father (Theodore Roosevelt) always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral,the bride at every wedding and the baby at every christening.โ€

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I, (finally!), expect NOTHING from Mueller.

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I feel so inadequate!I'm just washing my hair!

(Bitter? Me?)

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Yep.No real Democrat would EVER say "democrat party."Nice habit you have there, Jimbo!

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Dunno, if he went that way, he would probably shoot his femoral artery getting the pistol out of his pants to do the first abduction.

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OT So much winning West Virginia miners with bounced paychecks after mine CEO departs with a $5M "loan" https://www.yahoo.com/finan...

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