Trump doing presidential stuff, excerpt for the part about how he's gross and old now. We make fun of Donald Trump for being a fucking lazy ass all the time. His schedule, as leaders of the free world go, is LIGHT. There are websites that track his millions of golf days. A go-getter, he is not.
And that would be Donald J. Trump. I mean, if he isn't going to let housekeeping fuck with his bed, you think he's going to let them mess with the lighting?
"If a lamp's unplugged, it's because I unplugged it."
I'm actually fine with him doing very little substantive work. If they could just change the nuclear codes without telling him, that would make it really perfect.
A young lady showed up at a party with what can best be described as a lump of cocaine about the size of my fist. it was, of course, kept discreetly in another room. They'd excuse themselves to go make phone calls. There was some mention of a party line.
Jail
I assume we're supposed to accept that as fact without any evidence.
And that would be Donald J. Trump. I mean, if he isn't going to let housekeeping fuck with his bed, you think he's going to let them mess with the lighting?
"If a lamp's unplugged, it's because I unplugged it."
I'm actually fine with him doing very little substantive work. If they could just change the nuclear codes without telling him, that would make it really perfect.
National Treasure, he is.
Fuck the trucks. They planted trees. Or, rather, we planted trees for Donald, and he gets to keep those motherfuckers after he leaves office.
You're Welcome.
And drives on the green. I'm not a golf person, but I get the impression that is quelle crass.
And aren't you glad he even lied about that?
You'd think all that KFC would just come sliding out.
A young lady showed up at a party with what can best be described as a lump of cocaine about the size of my fist. it was, of course, kept discreetly in another room. They'd excuse themselves to go make phone calls. There was some mention of a party line.
I hope Trump falls asleep trying to get past the first paragraph in Mueller's 100 page list of criminal indictments...https://78.media.tumblr.com...
After Trump leaves, Atlanta won't be so "crime infested".https://media1.tenor.com/im...
Taking care of Vladimir's bid'ness.https://youtu.be/u7OaHsaKY24
If he'd only switch to White Castle
He looks like Eli Cash, neighbor of Tennenbaums.
Medication time 😨😨😨