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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

I assume we're supposed to accept that as fact without any evidence.

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And that would be Donald J. Trump. I mean, if he isn't going to let housekeeping fuck with his bed, you think he's going to let them mess with the lighting?

"If a lamp's unplugged, it's because I unplugged it."

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I'm actually fine with him doing very little substantive work. If they could just change the nuclear codes without telling him, that would make it really perfect.

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National Treasure, he is.

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Fuck the trucks. They planted trees. Or, rather, we planted trees for Donald, and he gets to keep those motherfuckers after he leaves office.

You're Welcome.

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And drives on the green. I'm not a golf person, but I get the impression that is quelle crass.

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And aren't you glad he even lied about that?

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You'd think all that KFC would just come sliding out.

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A young lady showed up at a party with what can best be described as a lump of cocaine about the size of my fist. it was, of course, kept discreetly in another room. They'd excuse themselves to go make phone calls. There was some mention of a party line.

Disgruntled Farmer Employee's avatar

I hope Trump falls asleep trying to get past the first paragraph in Mueller's 100 page list of criminal indictments...https://78.media.tumblr.com...

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After Trump leaves, Atlanta won't be so "crime infested".https://media1.tenor.com/im...

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If he'd only switch to White Castle

Whollyholeyholy's avatar

He looks like Eli Cash, neighbor of Tennenbaums.

Vacuous Virgina's avatar

Medication time 😨😨😨