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He slimed me's avatar

it looks like you changed your pic from that golden retreiver dog?

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Sarah Smith's avatar

The weird thing is that if I know their dog's name, i'll remember it, but their name? Pfftt. "So, how's Fluffy doing, um, um, Fluffy's mom?"

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Elisabeth Buchanan's avatar

Not just you.

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Sir David Chaillou, KSW  πŸ’‹'s avatar

It's like a herd of zebras. If you're really attentive, you can learn to tell them apart.

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demodocus's avatar

Not severely, though I might have a mild case

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Lily412's avatar

So that when Roger Ailes harassed a lady, they could just fire her and then put the new blonde in?

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Lily412's avatar

There's a condition called face-blindness. Is it possible you have that?

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Keith Taylor's avatar

Donald Trump's tribute to Aretha Franklin was so clearly insincere and a matter of PR. I'm sure he might well confuse her with, oh, any other coloured woman within a decade or two of her age, and not know any of her best known songs either. Not that it matters. If there was any way to settle the bet, now, I'd give serious money that she detested him and everything he stands for.

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Keith Taylor's avatar

You sure can't tell the difference by the views they spout.

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Keith Taylor's avatar

Nope. Melbourne. And thanks!

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Keith Taylor's avatar

That's the bloke. "Clancy of the Overflow" and "The Man From Snowy River", as well as "The Geebung Polo Club."

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demodocus's avatar

I'm actually pretty f'ing terrible at this. It took me several moments to identify my own sister when she made a surprise visit a while back and sometimes I find myself identifying my children by their clothes at the playground. Honestly, I think there's something wrong with my facial recognition abilities.ed to add: but because I know I'm crappy with faces, I'll make damn sure I'm posting the right pic, and I'm not a major business!

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ibwilliamsi's avatar

There's more than one Fox News blonde?

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WIDTAP's avatar

Here in the USA , jury member names are usually kept sealed.

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David Shaw's avatar

Cross-racial identification has always been problematic in the criminal law with lineups, photo arrays and eyewitness ID testimony. We were learning about this in law school thirty years ago. Perhaps FOX NEWS could hire a black person with the sole job of telling black people apart, a Korean person to tell Korean people apart, etc. For the record, as a white person, I have difficulty telling the FOX blonde ladies apart--but maybe that's just me.

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sarafina's avatar

Is that MoDo's brother?

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