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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

I keep my covfefe in a couvfereur, but is that the same?

JCfromNC's avatar

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"This is not a battle between Democrats and Republicans. This is a battle between good and evil," Lake said at her election night event. "This is a battle between the people who want to destroy this country and the people who want to save America."

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The weird thing is, I pretty much agree with everything she says there. We just disagree on who's on which side.

Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Dok. Loon Lake (I know, I know, loon libelz!!1!!!!!11!!!!) is headed for a fall this fall.

Wookiee Monster's avatar

Arpaio is 92 years old and they tell us Biden is too old?

Sherry's avatar

Shallow Lake wants nothing but the paycheck and the notoriety. She cares about nothing which makes her a perfect fit for the GQP. I presume her shero is MTG, all bombast but zero policy. Supposedly she was even too cray cray for PAB.

tehbaddr's avatar

Joe Arpaio of forced pink underwear fame, I remember him!

kasteel1's avatar

Looking forward to reading his obituary.

pmsrw3's avatar

"This is a battle between the people who want to destroy this country and the people who want to save America."

Fact check: True.

Zen Gali's avatar

also known as the battle between those who accept objective, observable reality, and the insane.

tehbaddr's avatar

But we don't frame it in Bibbly terms.

GH Swell's avatar

Weird, why is there a tiny claw growing out of the top of her head?

Despard Murgatroyd's avatar

I think that's Tina Peter's getting political advice from a Magic 8 Ball.

Bupkus231's avatar

""This is not a battle between Democrats and Republicans. This is a battle between good and evil,"

So ( in keeping the parallels ), "Democrats" are "good", and "Republicans" are "evil".

Just confirms what we already knew

Zen Gali's avatar

a writer, she's not. a thinker, even less.

diogenez's avatar

Maybe I missed it, but I still have not heard Kari Lake say *why* she wants to be a public servant. If we look at her job experience, we can see that it's limited to reading from a teleprompter, but not much else. Why does Kari Lake want to serve in the US Senate...? It would be really great if some media type would ask her this simple question.

Biff52 vrag naroda's avatar

Same reason as tfg, I think. It's got nothing to do with "service", other than what stud livestock provides.

diogenez's avatar

You're probably right, but this seems like a good question that needs to be asked much more often.

Bupkus231's avatar

It would be answered by typical argle-bargle. She would never reveal her real reasons for seeking power of any kind

Cakes We Like's avatar

"This is not a battle between Democrats and Republicans. This is a battle between good and evil," Lake said at her election night event. "This is a battle between the people who want to destroy this country and the people who want to save America."

Tbf, she isn't wrong, just confused about which side she's on.

tehbaddr's avatar

/quietly puts away headless Stretch Armstrong

William Donnell's avatar

You had to use a saw, didn't you? Yeah, that's what my friend had to use also too.

Idiot Lite's avatar

"...the Phoenix suburb of Fountain Springs..."

Fountain Hills.

OrdinaryJoe's avatar

But who is Kari Lake, really???? I want DNA testing to make sure she is human. I'm putting my money on her being a lizard creature.

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

If she hasn't already provided a certified copy of her birth certificate, I think it's high time she did.

OrdinaryJoe's avatar

Even Birf Certifikates can be faked. Ask Obama. I want a DNA test!!!!

Jamshied Sharifi's avatar

"This is a battle between the people who want to destroy this country and the people who want to save America."

She’s not wrong, she’s just on the wrong side.

tehbaddr's avatar

Gallego brings the Ham Hocks and Kale to the Navy Beans!

IYKYK