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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

I keep my covfefe in a couvfereur, but is that the same?

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JCfromNC's avatar

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"This is not a battle between Democrats and Republicans. This is a battle between good and evil," Lake said at her election night event. "This is a battle between the people who want to destroy this country and the people who want to save America."

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The weird thing is, I pretty much agree with everything she says there. We just disagree on who's on which side.

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Dok. Loon Lake (I know, I know, loon libelz!!1!!!!!11!!!!) is headed for a fall this fall.

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Wookiee Monster's avatar

Arpaio is 92 years old and they tell us Biden is too old?

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Sherry's avatar

Shallow Lake wants nothing but the paycheck and the notoriety. She cares about nothing which makes her a perfect fit for the GQP. I presume her shero is MTG, all bombast but zero policy. Supposedly she was even too cray cray for PAB.

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tehbaddr's avatar

Joe Arpaio of forced pink underwear fame, I remember him!

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kasteel1's avatar

Looking forward to reading his obituary.

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tehbaddr's avatar

Aye that.

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pmsrw3's avatar

"This is a battle between the people who want to destroy this country and the people who want to save America."

Fact check: True.

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Zen Gali's avatar

also known as the battle between those who accept objective, observable reality, and the insane.

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tehbaddr's avatar

But we don't frame it in Bibbly terms.

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GH Swell's avatar

Weird, why is there a tiny claw growing out of the top of her head?

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Despard Murgatroyd's avatar

I think that's Tina Peter's getting political advice from a Magic 8 Ball.

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Bupkus231's avatar

""This is not a battle between Democrats and Republicans. This is a battle between good and evil,"

So ( in keeping the parallels ), "Democrats" are "good", and "Republicans" are "evil".

Just confirms what we already knew

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Zen Gali's avatar

a writer, she's not. a thinker, even less.

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diogenez's avatar

Maybe I missed it, but I still have not heard Kari Lake say *why* she wants to be a public servant. If we look at her job experience, we can see that it's limited to reading from a teleprompter, but not much else. Why does Kari Lake want to serve in the US Senate...? It would be really great if some media type would ask her this simple question.

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Biff52 Lost Canadian's avatar

Same reason as tfg, I think. It's got nothing to do with "service", other than what stud livestock provides.

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diogenez's avatar

You're probably right, but this seems like a good question that needs to be asked much more often.

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Bupkus231's avatar

It would be answered by typical argle-bargle. She would never reveal her real reasons for seeking power of any kind

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Cakes We Like's avatar

"This is not a battle between Democrats and Republicans. This is a battle between good and evil," Lake said at her election night event. "This is a battle between the people who want to destroy this country and the people who want to save America."

Tbf, she isn't wrong, just confused about which side she's on.

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tehbaddr's avatar

/quietly puts away headless Stretch Armstrong

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William Donnell's avatar

You had to use a saw, didn't you? Yeah, that's what my friend had to use also too.

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Idiot Lite's avatar

"...the Phoenix suburb of Fountain Springs..."

Fountain Hills.

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OrdinaryJoe's avatar

But who is Kari Lake, really???? I want DNA testing to make sure she is human. I'm putting my money on her being a lizard creature.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

If she hasn't already provided a certified copy of her birth certificate, I think it's high time she did.

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OrdinaryJoe's avatar

Even Birf Certifikates can be faked. Ask Obama. I want a DNA test!!!!

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Jamshied Sharifi's avatar

"This is a battle between the people who want to destroy this country and the people who want to save America."

She’s not wrong, she’s just on the wrong side.

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tehbaddr's avatar

Gallego brings the Ham Hocks and Kale to the Navy Beans!

IYKYK

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William Donnell's avatar

No black beans ?

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tehbaddr's avatar

Different soup.

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