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How come she isn't dressed in her low-rent pimp costume (a la James O'Queef) like she was while helping to run former Speaker McCarthy through the wringer during his confirmation?

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I'm quite happy that she didn't do that. I'd be happier if I never saw or heard from Malarkey Traitor Spleen ever again.

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MTG so desperately wants to zing someone. She’s convinced that’s all Congress is, playing “gotcha!” with quotes taken out of context or simply repeating false information. It’s like she’s starring in her own dumb reality show, The Masked Zinger, except, surprise! It’s always MTG. Do better, America.

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MTG, to quote Ruth from Ozark, does not know shit about fuck. I mean she really doesn't. She was on InfoWars a while back (Alex Jones is another galaxy brain who does not know shit about fuck; also I think he wants to bang MTG) babbling some absolute deranged nonsense about voting procedures--voting in the House, not like you or I voting for Joe Biden in 2024, RIGHT???--that made it VERY clear she has never gotten a good grade in Social Studies EVER and I'm including elementary school.

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Not only that, but she does not know fuck about shit, shit from Shinola, and can't ever be polished because she is a turd.

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Greene is one of those utterly ordinary people who view themselves as enormously exceptional. Rosa DeLauro has more smarts in her 80-year-old little finger than Greene has in her own entire (aging) body.

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That woman ain't right in the head.

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"A three hour event four years ago." Oh, so there are time limits on terrorist acts? Who knew that in 2005 all was forgiven for 9/11!

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CrossFit people are the WORST people in a gym. Their whole routine is tying up 7 stations, hitting each one of those stations every 10 minutes, and doing six sets of that.

Translation - they hog 7 different places to work out for close to an hour. It's the dumbest, most selfish way to work out in a gym that there is. No one likes CrossFitters.

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I got tired of men with smaller arms than me telling me that doing bicep curls were useless and dumb. OK, but I'm not listening to you, tiny man.

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I love doing arms. I remember reading Arnold in 1975 or so saying that triceps were 2/3 of your arm, so you should do 2/3 triceps and 1/3 biceps.

He was right!

My favorite biceps move is curls on a weight stack, using a rope.

Oh, and another thing Arnold said recently (his emails are FANTASTIC) - pump! Squeeze your bis and tris after every other set, just like you're posing in a show. I started doing this a couple months ago and it really does add to the results.

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Still my favorite free weight workout - the bicep curl. If I could only do one thing to build my arms, it’s that. I am not a dedicated or even amateur body builder, but I have a 20 min routine of biceps, triceps, push-ups, and sit-ups. Keeps me wiry.

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NYC, Cincinnati, NYC 𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯, now NJ...

I am pretty tired of traveling, and funerals...

Home tonight.

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Good this night, you terrific monstrosities.

You have been an audience of love.

Don't forget to tip your Editrix.

Try the veal.

I am being here all the week.

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Good show Georgia, this is really who you want representing your state to the country and the entire world?

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Georgia has Ossof and Warnock also.

Maaaaybe it is not the state, but the district. Cause pretty sure you can name some MAGA scum from every state. Even very blue California has McCarthy

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Connecticut, as a really small Blue state, is lucky enough to *not* have any MAGA scum representing us. And we have Rosa DeLauro!

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your local paper you post seems to have plenty of MAGAing though?

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Yeah ... we have a local contingent of MAGA/Moms for Fascism. No christofascist shit luckily.

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Yes she is the vile and grotesque product of extreme gerrymandering

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So roof was not completed yesterday on account they cut some pieces wrong and had to get new ones. Are supposed to come back and finish it today

One of the panels is a little crimped, not quite dented, and hubby was complaining to the guy that it "looked like shit" so they're gonna fix that too. Then tomorrow the supe comes for a final inspection and makes sure it is all good and we fork over a metric shit ton of money (for us).

I keep wanting to snag some pieces of the metal to make something out of XD Right now it is still kinda all over, as they do not do clean up until the end. But I have never worked with metal before so I am thus far resisting

Still, thin sheets of galvanized steel might come in handy some day! /hoarder/

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Be careful, thin metal sheets can be tough on unwary hands and fingers...

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Sheet steel makes for good anti-MAGA zombie armor. Just sayin'

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I doubt the roofers would object since it'd be that much less trash they'd have to haul off.

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I blame my parents. They were children of the depression so the motto is save everything cause you never know what you might need.

Come to think on it, that may be why I am in my profession. Ultimate hoarding!

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I have a fridge magnet that says "It's not really hoarding if you have cool stuff."

Collectors Unite!

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It can't be hoarding if it's catalogued and photographed.

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My father begs to differ!

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I'm borderline hoarder inclined so I cheer you on!

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Christ, how big is your roof?

Ours is only like an 8th the value XD Which is still a lot. Is a very simple roof though, one peak, no valleys, though they do have to flash the porch roof where it meets the house.

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This is where it gets sticky for donnie

BIDEN AGREES: TRUMP NOW ECHOING NAZI GERMANY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8z7qYGGxtGo

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Now? The fucker quoted Mussolini in 2015.

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OH yeah, we were ALSO told to not be so absurd when way back when The Left in general pointed out how fascist he was sounding.

Forgot about that

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His defense was "I want to be associated with interesting quotes."

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Like how when his fans stomped that guy in MA, he called it "Passionate" and the press just nodded along.

In hindsight, we really should have taken THAT as a warning as to the complicity of our 4th estate

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remember when he called MAGA semi-fascist and the press screamed and cried?

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Or when that lady in the suit called his violent minions “deplorable?”

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Msm was all over her shit for that. She really fucked up

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yeah she only called half of them that, shoulda been all of em.

Meanwhile, TFG calls Democratic voters haters and losers /all the time/ but it is perfectly ok because shruggy guy emoji

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BTW; I learned a new nickname for Marge Three Grievances today: simply

empty G

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That's my go to

Empty G or Empty Greene if I am irritated enough to spell it out

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Instead of MSB Bone Saw , can call that axis of derp Bone Fret?

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Edit: DOH Bone Spurs was right there, Jen

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Hey, I'm in zone 7 now!

𝑂𝑣𝑒𝑟𝑎𝑙𝑙, 𝑡ℎ𝑒 2023 𝑚𝑎𝑝 𝑖𝑠 𝑎𝑏𝑜𝑢𝑡 2.5 𝑑𝑒𝑔𝑟𝑒𝑒𝑠 𝑤𝑎𝑟𝑚𝑒𝑟 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑛 𝑡ℎ𝑒 2012 𝑚𝑎𝑝 𝑎𝑐𝑟𝑜𝑠𝑠 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑐𝑜𝑛𝑡𝑒𝑟𝑚𝑖𝑛𝑜𝑢𝑠 𝑈𝑛𝑖𝑡𝑒𝑑 𝑆𝑡𝑎𝑡𝑒𝑠," 𝑠𝑎𝑖𝑑 𝑙𝑒𝑎𝑑 𝑎𝑢𝑡ℎ𝑜𝑟 𝐶ℎ𝑟𝑖𝑠𝑡𝑜𝑝ℎ𝑒𝑟 𝐷𝑎𝑙𝑦, 𝑑𝑖𝑟𝑒𝑐𝑡𝑜𝑟 𝑜𝑓 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑃𝑅𝐼𝑆𝑀 𝐶𝑙𝑖𝑚𝑎𝑡𝑒 𝐺𝑟𝑜𝑢𝑝. "𝑇ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑡𝑟𝑎𝑛𝑠𝑙𝑎𝑡𝑒𝑑 𝑖𝑛𝑡𝑜 𝑎𝑏𝑜𝑢𝑡 ℎ𝑎𝑙𝑓 𝑜𝑓 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑐𝑜𝑢𝑛𝑡𝑟𝑦 𝑠ℎ𝑖𝑓𝑡𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑡𝑜 𝑎 𝑤𝑎𝑟𝑚𝑒𝑟 5-𝑑𝑒𝑔𝑟𝑒𝑒 ℎ𝑎𝑙𝑓 𝑧𝑜𝑛𝑒

https://newatlas.com/science/plants-tough-garden-map/

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This is a hard decision. OHJB is siding with the FBI on this one.

𝘚𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 702 𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘰𝘸𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘍𝘦𝘥𝘴 𝘵𝘰 𝘸𝘢𝘳𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘭𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘭𝘺 𝘴𝘱𝘺 𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘮𝘶𝘯𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘭𝘰𝘯𝘨𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘰 𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘦𝘪𝘨𝘯𝘦𝘳𝘴 𝘰𝘶𝘵𝘴𝘪𝘥𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘜𝘯𝘪𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘚𝘵𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘴 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘯𝘢𝘮𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘤𝘳𝘪𝘮𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘴 𝘢𝘵𝘵𝘢𝘤𝘬𝘴.

𝘏𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘵 𝘢𝘭𝘴𝘰 𝘴𝘤𝘰𝘰𝘱𝘴 𝘶𝘱 𝘱𝘩𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘴, 𝘵𝘦𝘹𝘵𝘴, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘦𝘮𝘢𝘪𝘭𝘴 𝘰𝘧 𝘜𝘚 𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘰𝘯𝘴 — 𝘪𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘦𝘪𝘨𝘯𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘮𝘶𝘯𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘰𝘳 𝘢𝘣𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘴𝘦 𝘜𝘚 𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘰𝘯𝘴 — 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘪𝘯𝘧𝘰 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘪𝘯 𝘮𝘢𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘥𝘢𝘵𝘢𝘣𝘢𝘴𝘦𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘍𝘉𝘐, 𝘊𝘐𝘈 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘕𝘚𝘈 𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘴𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘤𝘩 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘢 𝘸𝘢𝘳𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘵.

𝘔𝘪𝘭𝘭𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘴 𝘰𝘧 𝘢𝘣𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘴 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘱𝘺𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘳 𝘥𝘰 𝘰𝘤𝘤𝘶𝘳, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦𝘴 𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘦𝘪𝘨𝘯𝘦𝘳𝘴 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘨𝘦𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘢𝘴 𝘢 𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘵𝘦𝘹𝘵 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘴𝘯𝘰𝘰𝘱𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘰𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘈𝘮𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘯𝘴 𝘰𝘳 𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘮𝘢𝘯𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘴 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘸𝘩𝘰𝘮 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘮𝘶𝘯𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨.

𝗙𝗕𝗜 𝗗𝗶𝗿𝗲𝗰𝘁𝗼𝗿: 𝗙𝗜𝗦𝗔 𝗦𝗲𝗰𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻 𝟳𝟬𝟮 𝘄𝗮𝗿𝗿𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝗿𝗲𝗾𝘂𝗶𝗿𝗲𝗺𝗲𝗻𝘁 𝗮 '𝗱𝗲 𝗳𝗮𝗰𝘁𝗼 𝗯𝗮𝗻'

War of words escalates as deadline draws near

https://www.theregister.com/2023/11/15/fbi_director_fisa_section_702/?td=rt-3a

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Wonder if this is the thing that lead to the entire Wire Tapps! Russia gate thing

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The foreign aspect worked against Roodles certainly.

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So I'm watching a DVRed cricket match. Ugh, New Zealand has no chance at winning--their run rate necessary to win is about 12, with only a dozen overs left. India's got this match in a walk. Yet I can't. Stop. Watching.