Good Sunday afternoon, Wonkers! What are you all doing? We are writing this post! Let's sit together and drink adult beverages while we gossip about all the nice things we wrote this week. Was it all about Rand Paul? MOSTLY! But first, since your Wonkette loves you, and you love your Wonkette, if these stories make you happy (or if they make you feel antsy or uncomfortable, whatever)
I wonder if this week any Republican will pledge to reduce their Koran burning carbon footprint or whether they all will remain in the pocket of Big Koch Koran Burn.
MY favorite was always the one where Tricky and Regular dressed up like "Roller Maidens from Outer Space" after toking up on the stuff that they and Jesus found in the boys room, and followed Juicy and Ethel to their weekly lodge meeting.
I gave you five bucks and yet I can't comment. I am such a sucker.
I'm 45 and am v. self-conscious about my tits. Even with Elizabeth Warren on them. Should I buy another one a size up?
Let me see. Hmmmmmmmmm yes. yes you should.
I wonder if this week any Republican will pledge to reduce their Koran burning carbon footprint or whether they all will remain in the pocket of Big Koch Koran Burn.
The guy everyone mistakes for Paul Rand who designed the IBM logo.
Thanks, aPaulstle trolls, for swarming the comments of every article on their savior and driving those page views up!
How many ways will Marco Rubio f**k up his "I'm never going to be president announcement" tomorrow?
No hemorrhoids or Betsy R. in the top ten this week?This place is really slipping, I blame the website redesign, etc.
Somebody send Rand Paul five dollars so he can get some Gold Bond for his ass that is always chapped.
I thought his problem was being a chapless ass.
MY favorite was always the one where Tricky and Regular dressed up like "Roller Maidens from Outer Space" after toking up on the stuff that they and Jesus found in the boys room, and followed Juicy and Ethel to their weekly lodge meeting.
How will Hillary become Feminazi Dictator if Barry declares martial law and installs himself for a 3rd term?
Wingnut conspiracies are so confusing.
A batshit Republican announcing a presidential run is only going to happen a dozen or so more times in the next few months. Better pace yourselves.
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Is Lindsey Graham still John McCain's girlfriend or has that changed? I just don't know anymore...
"He's on TV ALL THE TIME, man."