Robyn was off yesterday, which is when she would have written your Saturday morning gift post. Opera? Skincare? Some hilarious weirdo? Mama’s got NOTHING. Today’s national holidays are like “National Fried Chicken Day,” “National British Pea Day,” and George W. Bush’s birthday.
Jesus.
No!
So we’ll just remind our Milwaukee friends we will be in your fine city for the first time EVER! I’m so excited! And we’ll be hosting you for beers and snacks SUNDAY, JULY 14, 5-9 p.m. on the lawn at the South Shore Terrace. Please do come see us! I’ll have Robyn, Dok, Evan, Dominic, and Shy, and maybe Sara will make the trip from Chicago too, I had best ask her. What a treat it will be!
NB: All Wonkette events, like all Wonkette posts, are always free — and in fact, we’re buying! Can you slyly stick cash in my pocket, if you want to? That too!
The Wonkenkinder will not be attending, but you can bring yours, if they are hilarious!
A short story of a previous Wonkette Meetup and Drinky Thing, disregard all the dates for future drinky things, they are seven years out of date.
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Oh, so now being a convicted felon is no big deal, according to the NY Times. Except that it disqualifies you from a LOT of jobs, especially government. From today's NY Times:
"A Mark of Shame for 900 Years. Until Now?
“Felon” carries an ancient stigma — one that falls on millions of Americans today. Trump might well redefine it."
Damn, they are blatant about their bias, it's beyond ridiculous.
What's next:
Being a rapist? Not that big a deal now.
Letting millions die during a pandemic? Not that big a deal now.
Stealing from charities? Not that big a deal now.
Selling secret documents to Russia? Not that big a deal now.
Lying non-stop in debates? Not that big a deal now.
ETC. ETC.
So Beryl is going to show up tomorrow. It looks like we will receive some brief wind gusts and 2-4 inches of rain.
Has anyone noticed that were starting to see an increasing number of issues with dams?