It's The Wonkette Primary! (For Voting On Pete Buttigieg Merch)

Democracy y'all. I will probably overrule you.

We had a Pete Buttigieg merch contest and YOU get to vote. Winner(s) will be announced now tomorrow at noon! (If you left your submission in the comments only, we may not have seen it; our apologies, and feel free to email it to Rebecca at wonkette dot com; you never know, maybe it is so brilliant we will have no choice but to add it to our Garage Sale of Love.) 

Now VOTE! VOTE LIKE YOUR PETE BUTTIGIEG MERCH DEPENDS ON IT!

And do not go downvoting like a dick, please! Yeesh you people!

Again, we will announce the winner(s) tomorrow, and POSSIBLY but not PROBABLY get these into our Flea Market (Of Love) before we leave for vacation on Wednesday, when my friend Susan The Nice Smart Lady Who Makes Sure Old Dad Turns The Stove Off And Also Does Merches When We Go To The Snohomish Pot Farm Party And Also Some Wonk Parties Come Join Us! (yes, that is her official name) will be minding the store. But get your dollars ready. Or just cut out the t-shirt middleman and send it us now!