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And yet, this chucklehead will be president again. We're so fucked. Canada, here we come.

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FUCK TRAITOR DUMP💩

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This hasn't aged well. Trump won. I remember when Wonkette was truly funny. Now you're just hateful wokesters.

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Jesus, get a room!

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I’m no Trump fan, but you happened across my feed and I want to be clear on what I think I’m seeing.

Are you referring to yourself as having morality while simultaneously voting for a representative who will exercise arbitrary authority over me and steal from me with your permission?

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Hahahahahaha a "rational anarchist." Hilarious.

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I know right? It’s the people that somehow believe they possess a moral authority that they can hand off to their representatives to steal from their neighbors that are the level-headed ones.

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Bro, only one of us in this convo thinks oligarchs should fund civic goods. Of course I think I'm more moral than you are.

If you think there's a Platonic Ideal of morality above an d beyond public opinion, you're free to act accordingly and see how it works out for you. I'll enjoy watching the youtube videos of your interactions with the authorities.

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What I think I hear you saying is that you believe you can elect representatives to enact arbitrary laws, have them hand out little tin badges, and then sit back and watch the use unprovoked force on your neighbors.

It’s really pretty amazing that you were able to type the word ‘moral’ in your response.

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"have them hand out little tin badges"

Bro, I get it. You hate other people and can't live in a functional society.

What you're actually doing is providing a perfect demonstration of why "defund the police" doesn't mean "abolish the police".

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‘Bro’. I don’t think you get much of anything.

If you need law enforcement to ensure that you don’t murder, assault, and/or rape others, it’s you who society should be concerned about.

Conversely, if you need law enforcement to ensure that you’re not murdered, assaulted, or raped, you might want to learn a little bit about personal accountability and self-preservation. 🤣🤣🤣

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"What I think"

[citation needed]

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Please correct me if I’m wrong. You said you wanted to watch YT videos of me getting force used against me because I didn’t get the correct permission slip from your arbitrary authority to use my personal property on the planet in which I reside.

Tell me how I got that wrong.

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How should we pay for roads?

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is this a serious question? I ask because it’s kind of become a parody for stupid shit bootlicking statists say in defense of statism.

I don’t know, dumbass. How do you pay for Netflix? Have the company that possesses this super-secret technology used to repair asphalt send me a bill for my share. I fail to see why I need a federal government to fix potholes on county roads.

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Bro, we tried having "the free market" pay for social goods. That was called feudalism.

We're well on track to reinstating it with Musk and Bezos, and that's working out super, super well.

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You wouldn’t know feudalism if it teabagged you, friend. Why don’t you have a quick glance at the thirteenth amendment and tell me what’s not expressly prohibited by the constitution?

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"You wouldn’t know feudalism if it teabagged you, friend."

You're absolutely right. Your cogent, well reasoned argument has revealed my utter ignorance of history.

I will now run, not walk, to my public library branch* and spend weeks in the study of medieval history.

Now name an example of a modern society that runs on a purely voluntary funding system.

*funded with your immorally obtained taxes

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I can’t name one, because you statists keep shoving your arbitrary authority all over anyone who has a better way. That’s the funny thing about corruption. It has a tendency to fill the voids with its cancerous expansion.

I couldn’t help but notice you didn’t take me up on my challenge to interpret the 13th amendment, scholar.

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Anyone else getting “Gerald-Ford-will-pardon-my-ass-VP-deal” vibes?

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Leftists for three and a half years, “Yup, that Joe Biden is sharp as a tack, with a tremendous amount of energy.”

Looks like a landslide is shaping up. War is the only option. Good luck.

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I'm so glad you're smart enough to post plans for violent insurrection under what appears to be your real name.

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Perhaps I didn’t explain properly. The war I referenced is Biden and his neo-con handlers ramping up tensions all around the globe, especially Ukraine, which is already lost.

When the side in power is getting thrashed and it looks like an electoral landslide for the opposition, the side in power can always start a war to rally the sheep ‘round the flag.

But, since Harris was Brutus to Biden’s Caesar, he despises her and won’t do anything to help her.

Get it, Donnie?

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HAHAHAHA you think Harris is getting thrashed.

You should go to Hollywood and try to get work as a comedy writer. I'll send you a letter of recommendation.

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She is. Trump has always - always - polled lower than Election Day results. That’s why Hillary still has nightmares and Biden eked out a close one when he was leading by nine points. Magas hate the media/polling organizations. They lie, and then their boy pulls ahead. She’s toast.

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So even the polls that have Trump in the lead are wrong?

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They are wrong in that he is farther ahead than the polling indicates.

Basically, add about six or seven points to Trump’s numbers. That is in the swing states and others where he is competitive. This doesn’t apply to Massachusetts, RI, Oregon, California; you know, the leftie strongholds. In those states, you can add two to three points, max.

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"Trump has always - always - polled lower than Election Day results."

What's that? You're looking forward to voting for a guy who lost the popular vote?

Cool story bro

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YMCA at a MAGA rally 🤣🤣🤣

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Throwing panties on the stage....

That killed me 🤣🤣🤣

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Trump control of thoughts

The greatest danger to America is when a dictator is in charge and controls thoughts. You need two elements to do this. 1. The evil intent of power and AI algorithms feeding anger, fear, uncertainty and doubt to the US citizens, at least enough of them to create an angry mob. 2 efficient discovery of citizens who criticize Trump.

Stalin and Hitler used extreme punishment for thoughts discovered by a small number of thought police and policies that turned neighbors and children against anyone with criticism. Trump can use AI.

Trump promised to use the Army to arrest anyone who criticizes him. He can use AI to monitor and isolate any citizen that criticizes Trump MAGA.

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Bye to you

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"Her tone of voice was that of a preschool teacher trying to console a dementia patient."

I remarked on that as well. I have been subbing as an EA in kindergarten classrooms lately, and that is the exact voice inflection you use with recalcitrant toddlers.

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I am so glad we had this time together, just to have a laugh and sing a song, seems we just get started and before you know it, comes the time we have to say…so long!!!

From the carol burnett show

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[Intro: Donald Trump & Kristi Noem]

Trump: You're one of the most beautiful women I've ever seen, and that's not saying much for you

Noem: Captain Trump, Rittenhouse Manor is entirely at your disposal

Trump: Well, I'm certainly grateful for this magnificent washout, uh, turnout. And now, I'd like to say a few words:

[Trump]

Hello, I must be going

I cannot stay, I came to say, "I must be going"

I'm glad I came but just the same I must be going, la-la!

[Noem]

For my sake you must stay

If you should go away

You'll spoil this party I am throwing!

[Trump]

I'll stay a week or two

I'll stay the summer through

But I am telling you:

I must be going

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MAGA wishes they had anyone as classy as Margaret Dumont on their side, or anyone as witty as Groucho!

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Some of the worst “Journalistic Gibberish” I’ve read in a long time!!

Go MAGA!!

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Abby Zimet gave this Wonkette post a shout out in her Common Dreams article (today). She's clearly a fan, and we welcome her.

https://www.commondreams.org/further/good-bye-forever-on-bad-music-and-beautiful-swastikas

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Sadly, it didn't take long for WaPo to downgrade the alarm in their headline to "Trump sways and bops to music for 39 minutes in unusual town hall: 'Let's not do any more questions'.

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