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Sarah Last's avatar

Thinking that you will save money by moving from a blue state to a red state is like thinking you will save calories by eating while standing on one foot.

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RNDM31's avatar

Tapper committed a journalism?!? 😱

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beb's avatar

Are there ever and Democrats on the Sunday talk shows? Or more specifically, any progressives? I know Michael is highlighting Republican duplicity but it would be nice to know that the Media isn't shunning the left.

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, MM. I used to dress up for plane trips, because everyone did. That was long, long ago.

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Marla's avatar

Remember that old SNL sketch about some airline or other? The tagline was, 'You'll think you're still on the ground because we treat you like dirt.'

That.

I need to fly in sweats and comfy clothes because if my flight gets canceled and I need to sleep in the airport, I'm not gonna do that in a suit and heels.

Maybe Duffy should concentrate on stopping planes from falling out of the sky first, before he lectures airlines' victims on proper attire.

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Erika's avatar

Another round of the people running our government are out of touch dummies and/or out of their depth. It's all so disheartening.

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Hooker P Tape skipping dipshit's avatar

"I think we need to move beyond the titillation "

I don't.

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Doug's avatar

Inflation- the figurative arm of America’s overall GDP.

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Erisian's avatar

"Blue states also have higher life expectancy and wages."

Yeah, but what good do a longer life and higher wages have if the quality of life sucks? You got blue state governors fucking their states because that's what Dems do. Does anyone really think that Govs Hochul, Newsom, Shapiro (***gasp*** a Jew!), or Pritzker care more for all of the residents in their states than Govs Abbott, DeSantis, Landry, or Reeves? I think not.

It's a well known fact that blue states treat RINOs not like second class but third class citizens, and are full of racist, xenophobic, misogynistic liars while red states are benevolent, kind-hearted, open minded, inclusive and believe immigration is what makes America so great. Oh, wait...

fnord

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Herr Snackmeier's avatar

Give the secretary what he wants: legions of the people approaching the barricades at the airport terminal, boarding codes in hand, each one wearing an opera hat, cape, white tie, tail jacket, waistcoat, high collar, white rose in every lapel.

And, as each approaches the security barrier, each declares in a booming voice the immortal words of the bravest of those who drowned with the Titanic:

"We have dressed in our finest, and are prepared to go down like gentlemen."

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HiImWhitney's avatar

😆😂 👩🏻‍🍳🤌🏻

I would love to see that.

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Hank Napkin's avatar

Help me understand. DISBARRING Halligan BARS her? Odd, but ultimately, sounds good!

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Michael's avatar

Luvluvluv Michael Mora's posts because from a Republican POV his pen needs an exorcism!

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Wowdad's avatar

Sean Duffy's suggestions for better travel all make perfect sense, but he left out the most important part - following these travel tips as one boards a private jet provided by taxpayers.

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tegrat's avatar

I ordered some frozen ducks for Thanksgiving, so we're having turducken! without the tur-en...

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

We always have duck for Thanksgiving because it's just the two of us.

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Jamoche's avatar

Yeah, I’m gonna keep wearing my Docs to fly, and just sit down to the side of the line to take them off. Like I told the TSA agent when he told me they’re the wrong shoes for TSA — they’re the right shoes for standing around an airport for hours when you still have a metal plate in your ankle.

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justifiable's avatar

They're also the right shoes if you ever have to get out of an aircraft that's not intact or is on fire. My ex is a former Navy plane captain who now works for the FAA and will only fly if he's wearing his steel-toed Redwings. No slippers, sandals or sneakers for either of us.

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