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ImGoingBacon's avatar

For now, until the next Democratic administration comes into office.

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NIcholas Harpole bends space's avatar

I once bought lamb chops in Canada and had them confiscated at the border returning to Maine, for fear of prion disease.. The Border Patrol ate well that night.

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NIcholas Harpole bends space's avatar

Trump in Florida

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Tovarish Z's avatar

And then you get President Pence.

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little miss high and mighty's avatar

Propetia in Chains

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NIcholas Harpole bends space's avatar

Ah! Propecia??

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NIcholas Harpole bends space's avatar

Riley Reid? Dillion Harper?

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little miss high and mighty's avatar

Gotta be in THAT libretto

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NIcholas Harpole bends space's avatar

But remember that with a 2 inch shit sandwich, the more bread you have, the less shit you have to eat.

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WellIGotNothing's avatar

Well she certainly looks like she has a lifetime of using opioids under her belt, so there's that...

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fawkedifiknow's avatar

If not V. Putin, why not?

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Her Wokedness, Sister Artemis's avatar

well, I still disagree with her on many things, so that's not what I meant by the "voice of reason." Yeah, she'll be more up in arms about progressive issues from time to time, but I don't she'll completely backtrack on the behavior of the GOP and its elected members.

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littlegreen🌻🇺🇦's avatar

Maybe I should have qualified that. It's not that I think Kelly has divested his spirit in horcruxes or is the most powerful sorcerer on earth.

It's that he's evil and arrogant, pure Slytherin, hates Muggles (the non-military), speaks in snake tongue -- and that people are afraid to speak his name.

It's been striking. Much grumbling about Miller and unnamed staff members messing up negotiations... zip about the chief of staff who baldly stated he prefers the country admit ZERO immigrants.

It so happens that changed yesterday. A few articles are now quoting insiders who dared to mention Kelly's gatekeeping and white nationalist agenda.

Perhaps I over-estimate him. We shall see. I certainly hope he's not surrounded by death-eaters.

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((( AD 1861 )))'s avatar

TAMMY IS THE REAL MONSTER

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Mintie's avatar

Deadpool on Ivanka getting ousted from government by Daddy Trump. I'll put down $10 for August 15th, when she's fired as his chief of staff (after being appointed to replace Sessions).

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AuntyMaude's avatar

Randy Rainbow has gotten me through nights when I couldn't sleep from worry. Thank Goddess for him and Wonkette.

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