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Ward From Cali's avatar

I feel must denounce this post. Not that I disagree with anything Marcie says, but I REFUSE to allow Princess Sparkle Pony to become newsworthy again. She is and has always been a coddled and entitled human void who lacks enough personality to become even a third-rate reality TV heiress. She is not worthy of Wonket attention.

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Gingerwentworth's Theory's avatar

It's strange to consider Ivanka's anxiety to behave correctly in a conventional way-- how could she stand with the rest of them while her mother's buried in a patch of waste ground? None of them moved a muscle, that I could see. The only explanation I could find was that she and her siblings were really, really scared of Trump. Can that be right?

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Mx.le Maerin's Luxury Comedy's avatar

I get where you're coming from with that. But while neither she nor any of her family have any intrinsic worth, the position her father has held and should never hold again (but might) make these dealings worth keeping track of. Because the company the two of them keep is a reliable bellwether to who Daddykins will also likely be in bed with. So when we want the answer to 'cui bono', we won't have to look too far.

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Megan Macomber's avatar

The "victims of NATO"--who would those be? The only time Article Five was invoked, it was to "defend" the US against "terror" in the wake of 9/11. Thus those targeted were mostly the Muslim Arabs whom Trump later excluded from our shores with his infamous ban.

Surely Kushner isn't taking their side. We know he's taking the side of the Saudis, who supplied the original perpetrators of 9/11. The question is what is he trying to hide with a move like this.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

If they actually use "Hobbit Houses" in their advertising and documents, I so want the Tolkien estate to sue them into oblivion.

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Tosca's avatar

The whole boiling are like the Augean Stables. Corrupt, stinking shit all the way down.

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Marcie. IVanityAnka and Jar-Jar are disgusting scum. Developing in a wildlife refuge? GFY.

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LuluBean12 StarGeezer's avatar

Ugh. I never thought he could look creepier than he usually does but Kushner smiling is way worse than when he looks like an inaccurate action figure of Zuckerburg.

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kareema's avatar

Let me guess - with hunting privileges?

Eff off, iwanka.

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Delmarva Peninsula's avatar

These two are comically (but not in the ha-ha way) shameless. And: "I like puzzles." I defy her to complete a NYTimes crossword.

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Enter Ranting's avatar

I defy her to fit the giraffe into the giraffe-shaped hole.

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Paula Wade's avatar

Just wondering if the US has an extradition treaty with Albania....Asking for a friend.

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Hooker P Tape skipping dipshit's avatar

Was Jeffrey Epstein's island not available?

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Dorothea is a Democrat's avatar

Daddy said no. Too many memories of fucking Ivanka look alikes.

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Hooker P Tape skipping dipshit's avatar

Albania, once a favorite of arms dealers and sex traffickers, soon to be the hottest spot for destination weddings! Thanks, 'Vanka!

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EverydayHeroine's avatar

She's just her vile dad with lipstick.

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Gammarae's avatar

that WOULD be the finishing touch on his "makeup".

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Tessie's avatar

"Ivanka Trump Building Fun, 'Quirky' Resort In Albania"

...Fitted out with the most adorable oven and shower facilities?

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42tontom's avatar

A small mob of angry Albanian grandmothers to follow Jarvanka, and to yell curses and throw small stones.

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Michael Bowen's avatar

Shame! Shame! (rings bell)

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fair_n_hite_451's avatar

Queen of the Filth!

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Enter Ranting's avatar

The Queen of Putrescence!

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(((What Fresh Hell Is This)))'s avatar

Southern (or Eastern) European grandmothers? The stones might not be that small.

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42tontom's avatar

In my version, the cursing is constant and withering.

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Tza's avatar

And Lego bricks. They can throw those too.

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edwoodjrjr's avatar

Hey! The Russians love Trump's children, too! (Sorry Sting)

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