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phoenix00's avatar

You mean "sillicone halves"?

therblig's avatar

mommy, i brought these pictures of you and grandma melania to show and tell and teacher sent me to the principal's office.

Ducksworthy's avatar

He had her reconfigured to more closely resemble his favorite vinyl companion.

OrdinaryJoe's avatar

Can somebody ask her if Russian hookers will continue as a deductible business travel expense? Asking for a friend.

OrdinaryJoe's avatar

Vinyl companion? I don't see it, she doesn't look anything like Melania.

armed_bears's avatar

Yeah... actually, it was self-snark about a comment I made on asymmetric warfare many Wonks ago....

OrdinaryJoe's avatar

Morans. They will be voting for Ryan and still be banging on the door of the post office looking for their Medicare and Social Security checks that ain't coming because Ryan destroyed both.

God Emperor Emeritus's avatar

Only if the hookers are the primary purpose of the trip.

Bitter Scribe's avatar

Hey, at least they don't want to end the deductions for charitable donations.

(I'm fairly sure they would do that if it weren't for church donations.)

Doug Langley's avatar

For some reason, the school frowns on it.

TerryDarc's avatar

Yes, as long as you pay for them with a wire transfer thru a bank in Cyprus.

thepoliticalcat's avatar

Oh, is Skanky Vanky going to do the nekky modeling like her StepMooo?

puredog's avatar

"Republicans had proposed wiping out the entire deduction for state and local taxes, which is particularly valuable to high-tax states like New York, New Jersey and California." Yeah, like the Rethugs care about these blue enclaves.

ResisterSister's avatar

I'd just like to point out that the photographer who took the Vanky pic above could have easily taken out the Exit sign above her head. Aesthetically, the Exit sign is distracting and not pleasing, much like the subject of the pic, so I can see now why they left it. It also helps you to find the door when you want to get away from a Trump.

Feeling Groovy's avatar

Let's see if I can splain the R tax plan in language that non-commnenters might understand. The tax code is pretty much a giant dick but, depending on your particular tax bracket, that dick my be a teensy bit larger or smaller. The republicant's want to change the code to make that dick way smaller (like Dolt dick small) for rich people while, at the same time, making the dick even giganter for poor and middle class people. Does it all makes sense now?