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Bageled Mind Virus's avatar

Becky Swamp is gonna look so good in orange.

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Sakonyachen for FALGSC's avatar

It says “Alyssa Milano does not have time for this shit”?

What is she doing right now? My guess is very little. Probably doing charity commercial that makes me want to self-immolate from guilt.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

So, who's fashion footwear was it before she applied the Trump brand?

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

That can't be a real Ivanka quote. She always calls him Daddy.

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The Wooden Spoon's avatar

I guess the dictator aspirations spread out to Ivanka too? (I'd still have one if I could afford it) https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

I'm sure he had her sign an NDA.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Come on, Donnie! Run out to Arizona and stump for your new best friend candidate!

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pixeloid's avatar

"Because to be clear, the Trump accusations are somewhere between Weinstein and Lauer, when it comes to how many women and what he allegedly did to them."

I don't know. I think gang raping 13 year old girls at sex parties (allegedly) tops any of the accusations against Weinstein and Lauer.

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None of the Above's avatar

Cohen v. California

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Granny Sprinkle's avatar

*Granny stands up straight and clears throat dramatically*

Oh go fuck yourself Ivanka Trump.

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phoenix00's avatar

I'd get one just for the horn.

https://www.youtube.com/wat...

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phoenix00's avatar

Stockholm Syndrome is about as far as she gets. Not one pubic hair more.

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phoenix00's avatar

Except a) Ivanka is both complicit in and beneficiary of daddy dearest's criminal enterprise; and b) people smarter and more aware than you know that all roads lead to incest.

Screw off.https://i.pinimg.com/origin...https://pbs.twimg.com/media...

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Eschew's avatar

Fuck off.

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