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Plus they got their ace in the hole Kevin Hassett,Yeah, he's a definite ace hole.

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Fact check: Ivanka didn't actually design handbags. She ripped off the designs of people who did design handbags. She was sued and everything, just like Daddy. No wonder he's so proud. She's a chippee off the old block.

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Daddy’s little churl.

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Yep. It's pretty clear that Droolius Caesar's trying to set up Jared and Vanky as the next royal couple.

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And, as science has shown us, the louder the howler monkey, the smaller its balls.

https://www.vice.com/en_us/...

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Princess Sparklepussy, the Gwyneth Paltrow of the administration. No talent, No real qualifications except lap dancing for daddy.

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We are so, so very, very fucked.

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Ugh! She is quite weird IRL too.I used to watch it with my gay nephew who adored it. I gave up after the stupid fans sent hate-mail to Donna's boyfriend and his musical career in real life suffered. I bet they are all "reality TV" fans now.

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how does she get along with her step-mother?

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Stormy verified it.

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She's an asshole just like her IDIOT father.

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Vanky says 30 million entrepreneurs... and 60 million they employ. So each one employs two people? That's truly SMALL business, like tiny, tiny business. I work in a small office, and we at least have 7 people plus the extras like the accountant, computer person, etc. Of course the best Trump math was the time they were on Howard Stern and couldn't multiply 17 x 6. And Don thought the answer was over a thousand. Unreal.

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We're doomed.

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at what point does all this start to seem weird?

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Before the pandemic, Drumpf wouldn't shut up about his (Obama's) tremendous economy. Well, now that the virus has hit the reset button, we'll all get to see Drumpf's stellar business skills in action as he rebuilds the economy from the ground up, all by himself! Just one problem: Fred Trump isn't around to bail him out this time.

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Got out of bed at 10:30 this morning…

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