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Had to Google rainbow party. As a public service for you fellow Olds:

“A rainbow party is a supposed group sex event featured in an urban legend spread since the early 2000s. A variant of other sex party urban myths, the stories claim that at these events, allegedly increasingly popular among adolescents, girls wearing various shades of lipstick take turns fellating boys in sequence, leaving multiple colors (resembling a rainbow) on their penises.”

And now I want to know what other “sex party urban myths” are out there. Purely as sociological research, of course…

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"It'll have to come out!"

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This is a personality detail of the loser oaf that I find fascinating. He rose to public prominence in the 80s, and at the time, having a fancy purebred dog, or horse, or whatever was a widely accepted, Robin Leach-approved status symbol. But his hatred and disgust for such creatures was such that even he, so thirsty to be accepted among the rich and famous, could not even feign an affection for such creatures. I guarantee you Don Jr or Ivanka at some point in their childhood begged him to get a pet and he flatly, cruelly, dispensed with such a notion.

I for one am glad to once again have a dog/cat/animal lover in the WH.Christ, even Nixon, Christ, scratch that, even HITLER liked having a dog around.

What a f'kn weirdo, I'll be happy the day he meets the worms, Hell and Perdition is too good for him, he should be banished to dog heaven to be barked at and pissed on for the rest of time

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Hillbilly effigy is about poor stupid druggie Trump supporters and the ignorance that it entails. If I knew a stupid Trump supporting asshole wrote it I would not have watched it. It thought it sucked ass and after finding out who wrote it I know why it sucked ass.

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Sounds a lot like a rainbow party is Kim Guilfoyle's way to get donations for Trump to be president again lol. BLOW AND SUCK FOR Donald Ratfucks re-election party lol. Line up for the money shot.

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CPAC=Cun*s, Pricks, Assholes, Cocksuckers.

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I learn something new every day! When I read that rainbow parties were an Urban Myth, I thought hey, wait a minute, the Rainbow Gathering IS a thing. I have a dumb today.

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Yes.

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My sister worked at a Walmart in California for 8 years. She was never late, never had complaints against her, and was promoted several times. She was on a break with several of her co-workers, and they were talking about Chuck E. Cheese. My sister said "Yeah, you can drop off the kids and leave!" One of the black women in the group said "I find that really offensive."

Two hours later, she was called to the office and fired. The HR people didn't tell her why. She gathered her things, and was ushered out by a security guard. My sister was completely shocked, as she couldn't figure out why she had been fired.

Turns out, the black woman she had worked with for years and considered a friend, had misheard my sister. She thought she heard my sister say "Yeah, you can drop off the n*gs and leave!" My sis doesn't and wouldn't say or think shit like that. Fucking absurd. But, she had no recourse. She was never allowed to defend herself, or confront her accuser. And she couldn't sue Walmart because CA is a right to work state. Of course, there was no union to stick up for her, either. Nothing about her termination was fair, nor should it have been legal. So fuck right to work, CA, Walmart, and her accuser.

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Jesus, that's horrible! Is there no grievance process in place, or anything? I'm so sorry this happened, that is beyond unfair!

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This. I had scarlet fever as a kidlet; Mamma thought it was measles an wasn't too worried at first, but yeah, headache like crazy,fever like woah and the rash from hell. And yep, they quarantined our house; the doc came out 2 or 3 times a day. You. Do. NOT. Want.

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Did she win her election?

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That would have to be a pretty far-fetched situation. I can't even believe it-- when at the same time other people do so much awful crap every single day and people get used to it and endure it, like an awful guy at my grocery store. It's always easier to 'mess with' a woman anyway.

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It isn't cancel culture, it's consequence culture.

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No. I told my sister to call a lawyer, which she did. The lawyer said that because CA is a Right to Fire state, if they didn't fire her for a reason somebody made up, Walmart could make up any reason it wanted to, and fire her for it.

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