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"Trump with willfully concealing that classified document about attack plans for Iran, the one he was caught on tape at Bedminster shaking around in front of Mark Meadows’s biographer like it was his willy."

Let's not get too fictional. Trump cannot shake his willy around...

Flick it might be possible.

Maybe.

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Not going there...

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Beyond being annoying to Trump, how does any of this matter? His asswipe supporters love him more than ever. I just saw some poll that showed that one reason they love him so much is that he's "fun." The only way out of the problem of Trump the human is if the fucker up and croaks.

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Fascism is fun!!

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Oh, he's a hoot!!

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It matters because he's being called to account for trying to fuck over the country on Jan. 6. No matter what else happens to him, he deserves to face the consequences for that.

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Exactamundo.

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Oh. I guess I have to devote more time to my research. They look alike. I thought 'take it to the limit?' No way. (Thanks.)

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Trump will not go to jail no matter how many indictments comes his way.

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You were one of the people a month ago saying "there will be no indictments coming his way."

Give it up.

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At this point, Trump is in a foot race with Lady Justice and the Grim Reaper.

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My money is on The Grim Reaper.

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My hope is on the Grim Reaper, but Lady Justice plods along just like the tortoise.

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"The wheels of justice turn slowly, but they grind exceedingly fine." -- Brilliant saying, from someone I don't remember, and am too lazy to do the Googles on right now.

Keeping my fingers crossed.

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Not the pool boy! Melon's back isn't going to crack itself!

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Can someone remind me of the pool flooding story? did the pool flood the server room, something like that? And let me guess, they filed an insurance claim and voila! all better. or voila, donald gets a big check.

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Donnie is saying this is “prosecutorial misconduct used at a level never seen before.” How cute. Someone taught him some new words.

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"a level never seen before" has been used daily for about eight years now.

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Not to mention great syntax; the word "used" is doing exactly nothing in the sentence.

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Except proving that Donnie not talk too good.

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"The swimming pool fell down go boom"

Ye gods and little fishes I love this website

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He is terrifying. I’d be shitting my giant diapers if I were Dumpy.

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I don't think he's THAT scary. Maybe he just looks that way because after the dumpster fire of Dumpy's maladmimistration, compentency (as well as finally making sure Fat Orange is finally forced to liable for his actions) is scarily impressive.

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I think he looks like a vengeful GOT character. A very competent one.

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Now that you mention it, I see it. Ramsey Bolton's more competent, slightly more sane brother.

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Trump Jr. needs to take beard lessons from Jack Smith.

Who'm I kidding? He couldn't learn how to wear a beard if Moses gave him lessons.

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I’d like to see him shave his face and just have a chin/neck beard. That would be hilarious.

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The silver lining to their cloud is that they both have representation from Trump-selected attorneys, so they are getting the very bigliest.

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And, to think we used to get all hot and bothered over the possibility of a "pee tape".

Ahh, simpler times.

Fuck Ted Cruz.

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I'll betcha anything it's sitting in a vault in the Kremlin somewhere, and Trump knows it.

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There's always going to be a part of me that's disappointed we didn't get that tape.

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Of course CNN reports "more indictments for Trump overshadowed by the stunning reversal of the Hunter Biden plea agreement". That's the ticket, 2 misdemeanors are the lead story fuck double digit federal felonies with more to come. Here's a news flash for CNN, no MAGA will ever read or watch you so this pandering has no audience and the rest of the voters in this country think you reporting is a piece of shit

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Really, eat shit CNN.

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Nailed it!

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Godfuckingdamnit. Get your shit together CNN!

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UH, they did - it's ALL SHIT now!

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Federal felonies that include TRADING IN STATE SECRETS.

Well, CNN went over to the dark side long ago, and with the recent change in regime there, it's just a bit more overt.

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If it was any other judge but Cannon he would be in prison for the rest of his life

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That depends. How long you think that diaperclad sack full of rancid Big Macs is going to live?

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About six weeks in the joint.

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If he's sent to an actual prison, I'd give him a year, maybe. House arrest at Mar-A-Largo? Sky's the limit.

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Yippee Ki yay, motherfuckers. I'm so past justice I want some fucking payback for all the shit Rs have pulled for decades including starting with fucking Nixon who moved the goal posts of this entire trajectory. Then move onto W and Darth who should be rotting in Gitmo along with the entire GQP the seditionists.

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