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AC in NC's avatar

Michael Grimm is what happened to Fred Armisen after a faulty skin-smoothing procedure.

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MynameisBlarney's avatar

That makes too much sense to be true.

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rg9rts's avatar

Typical Staten Island nazi

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rg9rts's avatar

you neglect the nazis that commute from Brooklyn

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Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

I can't think why else she would model that particular look. I suspect she sells them... Shall we say 'pre-owned.'

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Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

Thumbs up and an obligatory "You monster."

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DO SOMETHING! Linda's avatar

OMG I cannot unsee that. WHY?????

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Squeegee's avatar

How does Staten Island keep getting their own Congressman? I thought it was still much too small.

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Liz Dye's avatar

Aww, you guys!!

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Dante Ardenz's avatar

Grimm & Bannon ," They like to go were people know there name ".

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Zombishroom's avatar

Your writing is amazing. I grew up in Western N.Y. and the whole town is poor and its prosperity depends upon whether there is a factory in business to employ the men which changes every 5-10 years. You know what it means to be poor and you convey it in your writing. I could go on forever about how much you rock. TLDR you speak to me.

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Liz Dye's avatar

Thank you. That’s a wonderful compliment! I’ve led a really lucky life. But I live in Baltimore, a place which allows no illusion that people are poor because of anything other than where they were born. I mean, a quarter of American black men can’t vote, but ex-felon Michael Grimm wants to be in Congress?!?! AYFKM! Anyway, thanks a lot.

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Rebel Scum hardened Democrat's avatar

Well, all I’ll say is that it’s not appropriate workplace wear- unless you have an unusual workplace.

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Lefty Wright's avatar

Maybe instead of applause, they should stand up and give a Nazi salute. Give the occasion a sense of authenticity.

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wide_stance_hubby's avatar

This is why I want him to see backs, not empty chairs.

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Lefty Wright's avatar

Costco has a great deal on a new product, brain bleach and eye bleach all in one. $11.99 a gallon.

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