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Enter Ranting's avatar

Yes, but are American-born Chinapeople ready for his brand of honesty and incorruptible leadership?

FlownOver, Unraptured's avatar

Whatcha gonna buy with all those exposure dollars?

Mr Canoehead/M Tête-Canoë's avatar

Okay, for one thing how is he gonna drink that, and two the vacuum of space will suck all the fizz out of that beer in no time flat (pardon the pun).

Emil Muz's avatar

First of all, Emory University is not in West Virginia, (and I would argue it's not a university at all, it's a college, but I digress...) so I would take Mr King's analysis with a pinch of salt. My stepmother works for the State Supreme Court (which is the equivalent of county courts in other states) and she doesn't think there's a snowballs chance that this will ever come out in any other way than Blankenshit getting big sad face.

phoenix00's avatar

The Law & Order Party, right here.

Darth Trad's avatar

I do have to say that 'I'll kill whoever i want to kill in my mines' is pretty anti-establishment. At least he's right about that point.

FAFO PAB!! Demme's avatar

Can we get him to run in all those states where the purity ponies want to split the vote? (Eyes on the prize, people!)

Dr.  Hooker P. Tape's avatar

Since Don Blankenship resides in Nevada, he doesn't have to follow WV laws.

JoeChristmas's avatar

Will I still get my beautiful clean coal job bacK?

EdR's avatar

You are correct that they can spin anything. They are very good and very effective ar feeding the cultists sh*t and convincing them that it is manna.

Shibusa's avatar

Don Blankenship / Cocaine Mitch 2020!

Jamoche 🇺🇦's avatar

How did such a fucking idiot make it to the top of his company in the first place?

Shibusa's avatar

There used to be an indoor shooting range in Las Vegas located right beside a day care center.

Opiwan's avatar

The heartbreak of psoriasis and the agony of eczema!The fury of corns, and the fire of callouses!The inflammation of dermatitis, and the smelliness of gingivitis!The bleeding of hemorrhoids, and the bacne of steroids!

Oops, got a little carried away there...