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Schrodinger's Hooman's avatar

I herd it on the bovine.

(edited to add additional revealed pun.)

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Dr. Danger - AKA Jeffocaster's avatar

My online order was at the store, but now they say it was special order and it is not at the store but someone said it was at the store, but now its not at the store and you know the store is at it and the store is storing the thing and it is not at the store but on its way to the store so they can store it til I pick it up at the store.

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♫ BlackNapkins™ ♫ 🇺🇦's avatar

He's mooving in.

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anotherangle01's avatar

Let's get it right, it's ordered a hamburder and snorted covfefe.

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♫ BlackNapkins™ ♫ 🇺🇦's avatar

And they evidently have dedicated peeps just to mishandle your order.

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PubOption's avatar

I didn't bother to find out which it was.

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anotherangle01's avatar

Advised on how to hide a body? Sold out an ally?

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BillEGoatSmirk's avatar

Somebody keeps steering him the wrong way.

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canis domum's avatar

Time to sue Devon...

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doktorzoom's avatar

Nah, it's still up. But I wonder if Disqus is causing errors with twitlinks, because this is the second time I've seen someone here says a tweet was gone when it wasn't...

Not that I can do a damn thing about it. My Disqus Magic only works on you proles.

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Coquettish's avatar

If there's one silver lining here, it's that cases like this are finally starting to get the attention and consideration they deserve, in no small part thanks to her courage to speak frankly about it. Just a few years ago, we would never have been talking about digital assault and how it factors into abusive behavior.

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anotherangle01's avatar

That pumpkin says you liked being slapped on your oversized two pumpkins with a magazine with your picture on the front.

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mike stone's avatar

Calling a kettle black.

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Virginia Bee & Cat's avatar

Canada didn't participate this year.

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Werewolf's avatar

Germany already has a lifetime achievement award in that category.

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Bageled Mind Virus's avatar

I'm so glad the world is run by stable geniuses.

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