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Monty Market's avatar

George Santos will sit on TWO committees.

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Vicki Buckrop's avatar

Name any Republican in Congress who isn't a fucking clown...... and most of them don't have the some-what redeeming quality of being funny.

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proudgrampa not dead yet's avatar

"Funny Republican" is an oxymoron. https://media0.giphy.com/me...

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Milla Lorelei Mélomane's avatar

The Marcus Bachmann Botomatic factory keeps churning them out.

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Bindersfulohostbodies's avatar

Too true.

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Bageled Mind Virus's avatar

Again, this is what you should do in the unlikely event you ever find a document with classified markings in one of your piles of junk mail. Returning classified documents is easy and fun!

it's also one of the first things you learn in how to deal with classified markings 101.

it gets a little spicier if you find anything that's above your clearance, but guess what? there's a protocol for that as well.

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Tosca's avatar

My main takeaway is, the gulf between how Hollywood told me classified documents are treated vs. how they're actually treated.

How the fuck does a classified document just go missing for 10 years and no one even notices?

Says volumes about the integrity of the original finder that they didn't just toss the fucking thing straight into the shredder. It was obvious that (a) nobody knew it was there and (b) it was going to be a GIGANTIC pain in everyone's arse.

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Zap's avatar

You can tell by Comer's face he needs a...

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Pillbox Hat's avatar

Boss Hogg looks more competent and trustworthy.

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dental floss tycoon's avatar

i’m surprised that there is no chain of custody (CoC) documentation following these ”sensitive” papers … should know they’ve not been returned & who has them … IANAL & may be naive but have we learned nothing from libraries which have existed for centuries … CoC’s were used extensively & provided security to our laboratory’s results …

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Pillbox Hat's avatar

You are way cuter than him. Cute top!

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susan_g's avatar

He has that Matt Schlapp face going on. The Daily Beast should have someone follow him around, after hours. Gotta be plenty of skeletons in that oaf's closet.

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Pillbox Hat's avatar

I can’t tell them apart. They both have white hair and blank robot faces.

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Thalia_Is_NOT_Amused's avatar

Thanks so much, honey!

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DDB9000's avatar

For no apparent reason i could understamd, even though I have been overweight all my life when I was 40 people would think I was a grad studne tor a young professor.This continued well into my 50s, although by them it was more professoe that gard student.. In more recent years, I don;t get that much anymore.

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